Alright Beckysxbjjsxsjxsjxbjsxbjsjbx.
I'm watching More 4 'cus the controller is over there, it's been au'righ', some people are crying 'cus Gordon Ramsey sorted their shit out.

I got a galaxy ripple here, can't be that when it comes to cheapish chocolate, I'd say.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 21:56, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yorkie with raison and biscuit

(Bazongaloid, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Milkybar raisin and biscuit is pretty good also

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 22:02, Reply)

.... isn't a patch on a Galaxy Ripple.
I suppose thinking about it, we're a lot like our fave chocolates.

You, a yorkie with raison'n'biscuit, it's a strong chocolate, hard and doesn't melt easerly... you could keep that in your back pocket while out on your motorbike and when you come to stop, you can take a bite and it still won't be melted.

Me, a galaxy ripple, silky and smooth, tender and coats the mouth reminding you of long baths and feeling like all the troubles have melted away.

Becks, well, she's a hard shell to crack, but inside there are some minced nuts.

........ when I started typing this, it was going to be funny. When I was half way through, I thought 'oh boy, I cant wait for the punch line'. Now I've done the punch line, it's just not funny, but I've invested to much time typing that out to waste it now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Minced nuts? Just how many drugs are you on right now dude?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Peanut butter = minced nuts.
I gotta get out of where I'm currently working, and fast. 100% honestly, some girl was walking down the street, and the 'ladies man' guy came out with this gem "I wouldn't do her, I don't like her lips, it looks like she's had liposuction, I'd let her put her lips on my nob though".... yes, 'lips' and 'liposuciton' were both about her lips.

He gives me all sorts of tips, like today he was saying how he, at 47, sleeps in the next room from his mum and dad, and has never owned/rented a place of his own.

Today he was telling us what kind of pubic hair he likes, and didn't get a single name right. Said he likes a brazilian, so I said "You got to have some hair", and he goes "There is no hair on that, listen man, I've been with blah blah blah, go look it up on your computer, that's your kind of thing, computers, never seen a real one". So I showed him the different types of waxing after explaining what's what.

Anyway, I don't really want to talk about that sort of thing with dirty old men who go down on rent-girls.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 22:14, Reply)

That's such a rank thought
the idea of having to pay a woman to have sex with you is sad enough, but then to actually boast about going down on a woman who most likely has more diseases than I've had hot dinners is really revolting.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 22:25, Reply)

Seriously made me gag.
Get this right, one driver over-charged a customer, charged £10 for a £7 journey. He was in the wrong, but they sent this message over the computers "You're a theif. Why are you fasting for Ramadom?", or something like that. The guy phones up going mental, they picked up the phone say "Fuck off theif" and hang up, this happened 3 times before he stopped calling.

At least once a day something happens or is said that makes me wanna walk out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 22:48, Reply)

I'm running out of M&ms. Sad times

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 22:05, Reply)

Gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 22:49, Reply)