Alright people? How's it going?
Everything is going all hunky-dorry here, extra hunky, if you know what I mean *wets fingers, smothes down eyebrows, wink'n'finger guns*.

I watched the first of that "Our Drugs War" show on C4, and half the second one. It's made me think twice about what I was talking about before with my view on drugs. Don't get me wrong, I still think they can be Really Really Bad News™, donno the awnser, but maybe banning them out-right isn't the solution. I'm not sure what is, especially when you transend from recreational usage to treating addiction.

Anyway, alright?


* Those fabulous enough to know that move; well, erm, err, know that patented move of mine..... fuck it, alt q: What's your patented smooth-move?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 19:19, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I jump down stairs and do a 360 twirl in the air before landing
when pissed, and I often land on my arse.. this might tie in with your musings on inebrients.

I also have my own way of smoking cigarettes that no-one else seems to have. It involves changing grips either side of taking a drag and I don't have to think about doing it anymore.

The war on drugs is unwinnable. You could eradicate all the popular street drugs and new ones would flood the market in the blink of an eye. Then, when it comes down to it, anyone with a garden can easily grow hundreds of opium poppies and legal alcohol is arguably the most widely-abused drug out there, while cigarettes are second only to class-As for physical damage. It's all fucked up and there are good arguments on both sides as regards legalities, but one thing's for sure - there will always be massive problems with (massive) drugs. And all the while, some people will continue to enjoy them in a civilised fashion. So who knows what the answer is? Politicians, lawmakers and police are rather arrogant in this respect when they claim they have answers.
(Mr Big Stuff, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 20:22, Reply)

Yeh', totally agree.
It's a tough one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 21:12, Reply)

Alt Q:
Tiger Uppercut.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 20:23, Reply)

I don't have a patented smooth-move :-(
I did however get a courgette that had grown way too big from my garden, half it, hollow it out and stuff it with couscous, chorizo, roasted red pepper, mushroom, onion and coriander and bake it in the oven with parmesan on it.

it was excellent.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 20:30, Reply)

good move with that courgette.
we had a scrummy baked chicken curry this evening involving potatoes (arran pilot ftw), carrots (nantes), garlic (split bulb from tesco) and aubergines (unknown) all from the garden.
nomtastic.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 22 Aug 2010, 20:51, Reply)

sounds nice
quite rewarding eating really tasty things straight from the garden
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 21:33, Reply)

Oh lush, I'd love me a bit of that.
I think I might do something similar tomorow now.

Did you see this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA&feature=search
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 21:08, Reply)

Those videos are hilarious
It's like she's wearing an extra face on top of hers, but it's not, it's just rancidly fat.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 21:31, Reply)

It actually makes me feel like I want to litterally vom if I imagine myself eating just a spoon full of that.
Looking at her videos, she's a really lazy cook who would be better off eating at McD's every day. Look at the macaroni, it's been cooked to fuck, it's almost falling appart. Condenced milk and sugar and vinigar and mayo; puke ! She has no concept of how flavours work, she just thinks "I want something sweet like candy and soft like baby food with crunchy bits". Probably tells people the salad bit makes it 'ok'. And look at her face, if she ate like almost every other single animal manages to do, she would probably be petite. She's a petite little girl covered in fat and skin.

That rice dish she did, the rice was cooked to the point of being a stodge.

Gnah', even the youtube 'similar videos' show obease videos.

She's an insult to humanity.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 21:45, Reply)

I'm quite glad I can't watch youtube on my phone for once now

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 21:51, Reply)

it was good
turned out better than expected too. I thought there'd be too much courgette flesh, but it was fine.

I saw you'd linked it. Avoided watching it though. I'll do it when my stomach is at its most settled
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 21:32, Reply)

Sweet, I'm formating'n'reinstalling a computer for a driver at work, so I got free lifts for the forceable future and he paid for my japanese food tonight.
My foody-plans for next week are.

- Stuffed vegtable (maybe mushroom, red pepper or oboejean) with chorizo and couscous with breadcrumbs and cheese.... a'la'Vipros ,)

- Tandoori kabab, maybe lamb or chicken, in a flatbread with taziki and... hmmmm.... couscous.... I think couscous will be the common theme, I've never cooked with it.

I really what to get Ebly, I used to love that as a kid.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 21:52, Reply)

If you crumble a stock cubs over your couscous
before you add the boiling water it's extra yummy.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 21:54, Reply)

Nice one, I'll give that a shot !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 21:59, Reply)

Why, Gonz, WHY???
Why did you post this and why did I click it? My eyes, SWEET RAPTOR CHRIST, MY EYES!
(berk, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 22:30, Reply)

Alright Gonz?
I'm watching a film and eating peanut butter m&ms
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 21:33, Reply)

alright becky
I'm watching friends and I've just had homemade apple and rubarb crumble, with home grown apples and rubarb.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 21:35, Reply)

Alright Al
I'm watching Flim's copy of clue. She loaned it to me months ago and I've just gotten round to watching it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 21:50, Reply)

Is that the one with Tim Curry in?
I can't believe they've been married a year. It's so sweet.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 21:51, Reply)

I no rite! It's gone so fast and she still hasn't left him for me yet.
Edit; yeah Tim curry and Christopher Lloyd
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 21:53, Reply)

And he's totally not packed his bags and turned up on my doorstep
crying his little eyes out and saying it was all a terrible mistake and really all he wants is to be with me.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 21:54, Reply)

Sad times my friend :(

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 22:04, Reply)

I got the Land Before Time box set, 'cus there are 11 and I didn't believe they made 11 Land Before Time Movies.
Yup, they were right, there are deffo 11 Land Before Time movies. 11 !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Alright Beckysxbjjsxsjxsjxbjsxbjsjbx.
I'm watching More 4 'cus the controller is over there, it's been au'righ', some people are crying 'cus Gordon Ramsey sorted their shit out.

I got a galaxy ripple here, can't be that when it comes to cheapish chocolate, I'd say.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Yorkie with raison and biscuit

(Bazongaloid, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Milkybar raisin and biscuit is pretty good also

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 22:02, Reply)

.... isn't a patch on a Galaxy Ripple.
I suppose thinking about it, we're a lot like our fave chocolates.

You, a yorkie with raison'n'biscuit, it's a strong chocolate, hard and doesn't melt easerly... you could keep that in your back pocket while out on your motorbike and when you come to stop, you can take a bite and it still won't be melted.

Me, a galaxy ripple, silky and smooth, tender and coats the mouth reminding you of long baths and feeling like all the troubles have melted away.

Becks, well, she's a hard shell to crack, but inside there are some minced nuts.

........ when I started typing this, it was going to be funny. When I was half way through, I thought 'oh boy, I cant wait for the punch line'. Now I've done the punch line, it's just not funny, but I've invested to much time typing that out to waste it now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Minced nuts? Just how many drugs are you on right now dude?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Peanut butter = minced nuts.
I gotta get out of where I'm currently working, and fast. 100% honestly, some girl was walking down the street, and the 'ladies man' guy came out with this gem "I wouldn't do her, I don't like her lips, it looks like she's had liposuction, I'd let her put her lips on my nob though".... yes, 'lips' and 'liposuciton' were both about her lips.

He gives me all sorts of tips, like today he was saying how he, at 47, sleeps in the next room from his mum and dad, and has never owned/rented a place of his own.

Today he was telling us what kind of pubic hair he likes, and didn't get a single name right. Said he likes a brazilian, so I said "You got to have some hair", and he goes "There is no hair on that, listen man, I've been with blah blah blah, go look it up on your computer, that's your kind of thing, computers, never seen a real one". So I showed him the different types of waxing after explaining what's what.

Anyway, I don't really want to talk about that sort of thing with dirty old men who go down on rent-girls.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 22:14, Reply)

That's such a rank thought
the idea of having to pay a woman to have sex with you is sad enough, but then to actually boast about going down on a woman who most likely has more diseases than I've had hot dinners is really revolting.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 22:25, Reply)

Seriously made me gag.
Get this right, one driver over-charged a customer, charged £10 for a £7 journey. He was in the wrong, but they sent this message over the computers "You're a theif. Why are you fasting for Ramadom?", or something like that. The guy phones up going mental, they picked up the phone say "Fuck off theif" and hang up, this happened 3 times before he stopped calling.

At least once a day something happens or is said that makes me wanna walk out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 22:48, Reply)

I'm running out of M&ms. Sad times

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 22:05, Reply)

Gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 22:49, Reply)

I've just got home
Having walked for 2 hours in the rain from where I was, to where I need to be.

It's been raining too. Still is in fact.

IN YOUR FACE TAXI DRIVERS WHO QUOTE THIRTY QUID FOR A TWO HOUR WALK.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 0:56, Reply)

I think you should try some drugs.

( Zuowan, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 9:42, Reply)