Ceiling's too high

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:35, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Alright? Did you manage to find any buckets of wine?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Better than that
I managed to find a box of wine from AC Fitou called "Seigneurie d'Arse"

The word "Arse" is emphasised on the box in big letters. I may try and get a photo of it on here this evening to share the puerile hilarity with you all.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Oh very amusing. I hope it tasted better than Arse.
I did like the image of a bucket better though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Sadly the place that did buckets of wine has closed down
and merged with another Cave in a village down the road. Sadly no more wine from something that resembled a petrol pump and was carried up the hill in a plastic bucket.

Haven't tasted the Arse yet, but it is a Fitou Cascastel so I hold out reasonable hope that it will not turn out to be a waste of seven quid.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Oh man.
That's a shame. At least you branched out, and you've got some Arse to show for it. I imagine you'll have to pierce the box with some kind of implement in order to sample the delicacies within?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Verily,
shall I skewer it, by means of an (in)appropriate implement, and once it has yielded, than shall I sup upon the bountiful fluids within, steadily draining this box of Arse, until I must plunder it further and pull out the sac within, wringing it dry of its succulent juices.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Report back on what you find
If you wake up after having passed out, it may have been tampered with by Darth, using a nefarious ploy to entice those who, for want of a better phrase, enjoy the Arse.
Or it may have just been the wine.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Oddly enough the book I've been reading recently
included a chapter on Humphry Davy's early experiments in which he basically dosed himself with nitrous oxide and tried to write down the sensations he experienced afterwards, with a lab assistant on hand to feed him oxygen if he overdid it.

I feel I may have to do the same with my Box of Arse, though my most likely choice of "lab assistant" will probably end up suffering the ill-effects of "overdosing" as well.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Sounds interesting!
I know friends who have taken it as a recreational drug. Kids these days, they'll do anything moan moan moan.

Tell the fucker to get their own booze. You don't want them pillaging your Arse.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Are you calling me a shortarse mr bumderman?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)

SHABBA!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)

reluctantlol

( thealternativefact, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:41, Reply)

You've leapt to the conclusion
that I'm not alluding to you living in a residence with high Florentine ceilings.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Ahh but you've lept to the conclusion that I'm a workshy slacker still in bed at home eating cheesy wotsits. You are verily mistaken my friend for I am in fact at work

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Indeed I am much mistaken.
So does your place of work have high ceilings or have you shrunk since I last saw you?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Neither, I can reach it just fine

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)

In which case I suggest you set it on fire
Oh, the irony!
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:24, Reply)