Well if you will insist on going to the horror that is Shoreditch...
EMO INVASION GONNA GET YOU!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:43, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I work right on the edge Beckyletters
It's fairly impossible not to go :(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:46, Reply)

There aren't any emos in Shoreditch, that I've seen.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Arrrrgh you've turned into one of them. They can never recognise their own kind :(
There's fucking loads everytime I go there
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)

They aren't emos
They're Hoxton Heroes and Indy Cindys. Get it right! You're too old for this shit!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Hoxton Heroes and Indy Cindys Pretentious Insufferable Cunts
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Abbreviating to PrICs?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Ooh, very nice. That hadn't occurred to me, but it does fit very well.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Magnificent

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Do like
I shall adopt it immediately.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I never had you down as having a liking for Hadouken!
It took me until being IN Hoxton that they weren't American.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I'm a member of their
fan club and everything :)
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Wut.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Yup, if I was home I'd
show you my lanyard and badge and everything.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:01, Reply)

...for the love of god WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:03, Reply)

I used to send out the tickets for their fanclub
I had to sign up to the website to test it.

/oldjobtrufax
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Oh. I see.
I thought you did it because you LIKED the fuckers.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I don't think the band is that bad
they're on a couple of my spotify playlists.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)

There are wall-to-wall fashion benders in Shoreditch
but I've only seen emos en masse in Camden.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Image ref
Shoreditch Wanker thisisbandit.com/wp-content/hipster.jpg

Emo exclaim.ca/images/up-emo.jpg
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Haha the Shoreditch wanker pic is priceless

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Pretty good one right?
Got everything - shit beards, shit tattoos, shit faux retro shit clothing, shit moustaches, shit ironic t-shirt, shit lens-less glasses.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:03, Reply)

It's all there.
All the things I loathe about my area.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I've got a spare assault rifle
when the time comes I'll let you know and you can come too!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I prefer to use my swords. I like to see their eyes as I slay them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Oooh, sometimes I forget I have a war axe lurking somewhere at my parents'.
And a morningstar, although experiments with that when I was a youngster suggest that some training might be in order before I try to use it in anger.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)

My brother's best pal at secondary school
badly injured my big toe with a home-made morning star. Nails and Fimo, it was.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Fucking hell
Two utter dickheads next to some girl with terrible tattoos.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Don't forget scene kids, either

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Wheee
2.bp.blogspot.com/_KZ5qdgu3avM/Sewp3AEDQwI/AAAAAAAABNI/0JSwJ6xIqJA/s400/Scene+kids1.jpg
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)