oh, I thought they were a special type
like a smoking jacket, only in trouser form
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Oh wow that'd be beautiful

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)

also "smoking trousers"
could be a good phrase for a cataclysm following the arrival hot guys. As in:

"As the firemen walked past the office, all that was left of the office women was smoking trousers"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:58, Reply)

"She knelt before him, caressing his throbbing manhood through the firm material of his smoking trousers.
It felt like he had stowed a fine Cuban cigar there, almost like a gift for her. Her moist core ached as she thought about smoking him."
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:05, Reply)

tiny bit of sick in the mouth
think it was the usage of core
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:07, Reply)

;)
Would "moist clunge" be better?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:08, Reply)

:(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:17, Reply)

"She delved into her dripping slit like one possessed, her fingers sticky with juices"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:19, Reply)

*boke*
though it does strike me there is easy money in romantic fiction
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I think I'd get too depressed.
I'd be in the middle of writing a passage where they get together and end up writing:

"He took his hands in hers, gazing into her beautiful eyes as the soft breeze caressed them, and whispered "I will be with you for all of time OH WAIT NO I WON'T BECAUSE I'M A MAN AND ALL MEN LIE I JUST WANT TO PLUNGE INTo YOUR WARM TIGHTNESS AND THEN I WILL LEAVE IN THE MoRNING AND NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GOOD FOR"

and then I'll lose my advance.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:30, Reply)

there has to be a market for Mills and Boon aimed at bitter old harridans
it's got the badly written, metaphor-laden sex, but also will support their views that all men are shit and just after one thing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I'll see what I can do.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I reckon I could write that
but then whenever I read James Herbert I reckon I could write shit horror novels
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

About 80% of the fantasy novels I've read
suggest that all I need to make my fortune is some not-very-good D&D players and a willingness to demean myself.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:55, Reply)

do you work for mills and boon?
that is incredible
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I really would love to
but no, I just enjoy the occasional bit of erotic fiction, and I've picked up enough of the words and styling from it, and parodies
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:09, Reply)