I like this.
I still maintain that cats are owned by emotionally-stunted people.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 15:38, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's nice to have an intelligent person contribute to the conversation



Fuck Off Cats
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 15:40, Reply)

they are clearly and demonstrably less intelligent than dogs as well

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)

but better hunters, which makes the cat-piss stink brigade get all up on their high horses and huff about like lesbians at a football match

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)

indeed
they have strong instincts and skills, but that doesn't make them smarter.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Oh dear god this ^^
Cats do not give a shit about anyone but themselves. They're only interested in you if you're going to feed them or let them in/out of the house. Selfish little shitebags. I despise them - almost as much as I despise their owners who think that they're clever and are like real people.

Dogs FTW. My in-laws dog gives itself a blowjob - and I mean a proper going over - not just a wee lick of his spuds. Who wouldn't want to be able to do that? To themselves obviously - not to my in-laws dog. That would be absurd. And illegal. Probably.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 23 Aug 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I need to make a badge or something
is there anyone here who is less lazy than I am?
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Nope. But a badge would be fab.
Can we have a cat being fed into a blender or something?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I was going to do a mincer
perhaps tonight
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Excellent.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I bet you were dear...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Hahah I done a lol.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:16, Reply)