for once a serious reply
don't be a dick. don't let the other people be a dick.

If someone did that at my wedding I'd punch them in the fucking face.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:41, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This^
plus people will be talking about him forever as the cunt who got into a fight at a wedding. Nobody want to be that person.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Ok I'll stick to the green and be mellow

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:45, Reply)

yeah I'd be pretty mad if people kicked off at my wedding.
The day is specifically all about me and no one will take that away from me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:50, Reply)

what about the future Mr O'Hara is any of the day about him?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:51, Reply)

it's touching that you'd think of me and my feelings

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:52, Reply)

feelings penis
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:53, Reply)

why are you thinking of his penis?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I think that wins the prize for most backfiring strikethrough I've seen

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:56, Reply)

How does a penis backfire?
What's wrong with thinking about the occasional penis?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:59, Reply)

you corrected what I said to make out that you were thinking of my penis.
were you thinking of my penis?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:00, Reply)

just general penises.
A penis here, a penis there. Penis penis penis.

It doesn't look like a word anymore!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)

that's not what happened though
read the above.

you are thinking about my penis. I can't blame you, but it is a little unsettling and I'd rather you didn't.

We've already got enough queers of epic proportions knocking about here (Darth, Monty, Al etc.) we don't need another.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:02, Reply)

to be honest I just thought it would be funny to write penis. Then I didn;t understand what Kitty had
written so just kept on about penises. Darth isn't a bumder he is at most bi curious.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:18, Reply)

he's the biggest homo-denier that ever was

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

He has a very pretty female sex partner
Is that a cover up also?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:24, Reply)

yes

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Good point
After all, we're forced to think about you regularly, you terrible penis
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)

And I thought we were internet friends!
there aren't enough penises in the world to cheer me up now.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:02, Reply)

You're mildly amusing, I'll give you that.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:03, Reply)

A penis backfires as follows:
Push hard against the biffin then as one comes the ejaculate backfires into the bladder.
Simples.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:23, Reply)

maybe that was his way of telling you.
If he touches you I'll batter him.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I'd quite like to see that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Ha.
No.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:55, Reply)