tuna pasta salad
from Tesco. They cover it in mayonnaisey brilliance, I love it. I was in Burger King last night and the guy said they didn't do mayonnaise sachets anymore. I must have looked really sad because he apologised loads.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:37, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Did he
tell you a Whopper?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

that was dreadful.
Although he could have offered me a plate with mayonnaise on it, because they have mayo in their chicken burgers so obviously there is mayonnaise on the premises.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)

You should have burst out crying
And seen if you could get free stuff.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I should do this more often.
I'm really rubbish with demanding free stuff. Just yesterday my rental agency paid my rent to my sister's bank account instead of mine so I rang them to shout at them, they apologised and I was like "oh ok, thanks!". I'm such a pussy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Mayonnaise is worse than celery
Salad Cream is far superior.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Nothing on earth (including Zyklon B and the works of D. Bowie)
is worse than celery (ruiner of stews).
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:17, Reply)

salad cream is fucking vile. Mayonaisse is ok. Garlic mayonaisse rocks.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:17, Reply)