alright CatHater?
How's tricks?

There was a woman on Bondi Vet who threw her cat into the sea in a cage which made me sad.

I would like to see more hot newsmen instead of bimbos. Why do they assume that only men can be persuaded to watch the news by having some hottie behind the desk?

Rock Radio do a 5 word weather report, it's brilliant. Yesterday: still warm, plenty of rain.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:31, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Nicely edited.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)

shhhh
no one saw anything
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Our little secret.
*taps nose, knowingly*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:36, Reply)

You offering me a line?
Nice one Jeff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I'm a cat hater
not the cat hater. I'm actually more indifferent.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I like cats
but I'm allergic so I've had to make do with rats instead. They are pretty awesome though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Rats are good.
I saw Kaol's rats on Saturday. That is not a euphemism. I saw his toad as well.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I only have one ratty left, he's called Sheldon
He's ginger, but don't hold that against him. He sleeps on my belly when I'm watching TV. He's pretty cool.

Toads scare me, they're like frogs that have gone bobbly in the wash.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:40, Reply)

collective noun for a group of toads is a knot
interesting stuff eh?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Knot really

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

hahaha
god that was dreadful.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Thank you
*bows*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Ginger?
Don't let BobbyChomp anywhere near it!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

ewww
poor Sheldon. He hasn't got any balls left so he won't be able to fight back.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

He hasn't got any balls left so he won't be able to fight fuck back
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I promise not to fuck your cat

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

no mention of her rat though
you sick fuck
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:57, Reply)

is it ginger?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:02, Reply)

that's what they are talking about
do try and keep up
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I meant the rat not the cat.
Catch yourself on Vipros!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

she hasn't got a cat
you are the only one talking about a cat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I take it all back - I am a fucking belmer.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)

*nods sagely*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)

you always pop up when I make a fool of myself

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I've got her on speed dial

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Applebite and I send out the pole signal
when PC is being mean to either of us.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)