What's sad about Dunblane?
1. Confused loner - check.
2. Random slayings (preferably school) - check.
3. Standoff and suicide - check.

Bit of an 'old-skool classic' if you ask me. It's no 'Virginia Tech' or 'Moaty' but all in all I'd classify it as a 'damned good try'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I think it's the kids dying.
I didn't give a shit about Bird or Moat, but Dunblane just seems really upsetting.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Is it because children are cute?
I bet you cried at that cat in the wheelie bin.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I would cry at the cat in the wheelie bin
I cry whenever things are baaad or someone does something cruel.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, TOUGHEN YOURSELF UP!
What if /talk see this?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I can't
I can be tough in real life and shove rude people and walk like a dead 'ard scally when it's 4am and I don't want my bhajis or my purse getting nicked.
But you show me a bit of suffering on the telly or play me a sad song and I'm off, like Tiny Tears.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)

What, you wet yourself?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:53, Reply)

That's only when I'm elated.
The sadness is the crying bit.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Ya meff

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Imagine how scared the cat was?
It'll be all
"oh noez why iz it darkz noew?"
"My luvley ownerz wil be herez ne minz, I just haz to bez bwave"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Nope, I found it reasonably funny
Twattish, but funny. Nope, I don't like kids, they irritate me. That's whats so confusing...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)