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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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OK, where the hell is my torch?
my lights have stopped working and i can't find it. Or my matches
(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 21:29, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Light a fart
(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 21:31, Reply)
no matches, remember
the one time I actually need a smoker
(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 21:31, Reply)

I can help. How far are you from South Glos.
(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 21:34, Reply)
98.9 miles
according to google
(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 21:35, Reply)

might skip it actually.
(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 21:36, Reply)
aww
and I had one brewing, ready
(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 21:37, Reply)

you sick little puppy
(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 21:38, Reply)
He's just volunteering
to skip rather than use a car :)
(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 21:38, Reply)
That would take me years
I tried skipping in the gym the other day almost blinded myself
(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 21:39, Reply)
Powercut I presume
Rather than not paying your bills.
(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 21:32, Reply)
nah, fuse died
complex fuse thing needs light to fix :(
(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 21:34, Reply)
Lies
Just jam your hand in there with the electrics and see what happens.
(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 21:35, Reply)
what's the difference between jam and marmalade?

(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 21:38, Reply)

spelling?
(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 21:38, Reply)
I can't marmalade my cock* up your mother's arse


*i may not actually have a cock
(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 21:40, Reply)

stealing this. brilliant
(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 21:41, Reply)
I seem to remember this from earlier today somewhere

(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 21:39, Reply)
really, that wasn't me

(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 21:40, Reply)

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