my friend slept with Jeremy Beadle's son
I laughed for ages, I don't really know why. I'm snickering now, even though he's apparently quite hot.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 8:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

did he have a manky hand as well?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 8:57, Reply)

I bet it made her minge look huge.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Aug 2010, 8:59, Reply)

and his cock if he wanked with that hand

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 9:00, Reply)

It wasn't hereditary. I asked.
Everyone asked.

She also managed to get the drummer from Chesney Hawkes' band when he played their student union. She had breakfast with them the next morning. I was pretty jealous
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 9:05, Reply)

of having breakfast with them or shagging him?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 9:08, Reply)

having breakfast with Chesney obviously!
He's Chesney Hawkes, Chesney Hawkes! Or perhaps Alice Beer.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 9:38, Reply)