I'm neither happy nor feeling like I want to complain
I'm worried that we won't get a decent spot for our veritable tent village, but Oxfield's pretty large.

I guess I could complain about my awful friends. I feel like Monty. My friends are running a sweepstake on when I'll fuck my ex. As you all know I'm a paragon of chastity and NEVER make stupid decisions, my slot is "Never."

I'm happy as my cat loves me.

EDIT: Blah blah blah dull.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:39, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hahaha
Well, is your ex awful or are you still friends?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:40, Reply)

He's awful, but I'm friends with his lot.
I don't mind him, but he has something big against me. For some reason.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Did you punch him in the face?
sorry I can't help myself today
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Strangely, he's one of my only boyfriends I've not inflicted with physical harm
Seeing as I (accidently) shot one in the leg and slapped another.

He's probably the most worthy of harm out of them.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:45, Reply)

If he's awful
and you remember that, then you should win the bet.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Oh of course, I'm planning on winning this bet.
I've got to start making myself feel good in some way.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:50, Reply)

if you feel you could benefit from my life coaching service
then feel free to ask
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Man the fuck up, stop complaining,
no matter how shit things are you won't be as bad as your flatmates.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:52, Reply)

well, there is that element of it
but there's so much more besides.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Be smug?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:54, Reply)

that comes as a product of succesfully completeing the course

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I think I'll continue Councelling by Surly Turk
and 3am smokes in the garden.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:57, Reply)

well, my door is always open

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:00, Reply)

door rectum
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I knew that was coming
I just didn't know whether it'd be anus, rectum, sphincter...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:02, Reply)

^ gayest ever post on B3ta

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I will bear that in mind :)
Thank you.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Move over Monty
Your crown for most boring post needs to be passed on
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I never claim to be interesting :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:41, Reply)

What this needs
is to be phrased like a well-known and utterly shit song from a shit musical film (ideally starring Julie Andrews) - then it'd be brilliant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:49, Reply)

I no rite!!!!!1111!!one!
Also needs moar cat
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:50, Reply)

If you look carefully, there's references to felines in my boring post :)

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Hang on a second...
cat moaning CHECK
crazy ex CHECK

You just need MASSIVE DRUGS and you could be Monty
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:56, Reply)

"I feel like Monty"
My sister has been telling my mum I'm on Massive Drugs. It's quite amusing actually, she almost believes it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:58, Reply)

That's charming of them

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I don't complain about my friends, do I?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:51, Reply)

only because you don't have any

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I have some made-up ones.
They're really cool guys actually, so IN YOUR FACE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I imagine you stealing mannequins
and dressing them up, sat round a table.. maybe smoking MASSIVE DRUGS
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:59, Reply)

'Anyone else want any of this? No? OK then'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)

ha. I like this

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I'm disappointed
that no-one seems to have noticed "my slot is never". SLOT.

Sew it shut, that'll do the trick.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Well if you're going to do it anyway,
then conspire with one particular friend, get them to enter into the sweepstakes and then split the winnings.

However, I do strongly advise not sleeping with him, the FIFA playing wanksock.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:25, Reply)