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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Is your dad a thief?
Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes

Because I saw him nicking stuff from Asda earlier
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
hey
less of the northerner bashing
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:57, Reply)
Ha!
One of my favourite false chat up lines. Sorry, couldn't resist.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:00, Reply)
it's the last acceptable form of racism
fucking hell, i don't even sound that northern, yet there i was minding my own business in the pub last night when this local drunk just yelled "ACORN ANTIQUES" at me. as you can imagine i was pretty pissed off, but it did turn out he didn't mean i looked like one, or even like anyone in the programme. he just thought i sounded like victoria wood. UNIMPRESSED.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:03, Reply)
I honestly didn't mean it like that - didn't even know you were Northern
I heard it in the Midlands a while ago, and have only ever been past Stoke about 5 times.

We're both honorable Southern Fairies now though. I bet you drink shandy.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:06, Reply)
noooo
champagne and vodka. sometimes together.

thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:08, Reply)
The class really does just pour from you

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:20, Reply)
into me, you mean
anyway, when are you coming to london?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:22, Reply)
Probably end of next week for an interview
If successful, starting soon after.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)
fingers, toes, arms, legs etc
crossed then.

not eyes, though. not a good look.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 14:02, Reply)
What
cocktails for 8 pounds a go? There's only a few places you could be and receive those kind of chat up lines.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:30, Reply)

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