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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Oh come on
that's quite good as far as it goes.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:27,
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16 years ago)
She was grim
But I'll give her points for originality.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:27,
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And for wanting her back doors booted in.
Never underestimate that quality in a lady.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:30,
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Normally I'd agree with you
But her face, body, odour and demeanour meant that achieving penile-engorgement sufficient for sodomy would be impossible.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:32,
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Pour Dettol on her and MTFU.
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:36,
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o
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:30,
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I hadn't had any for a while, ok?
I was backed up.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:31,
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Also, it could have been worse
It could have been, I've got a W tattoo'd on each arse cheek, so that when you've finished with me it says "WOW"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:32,
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not
quite sure how you made that worse, but you did. Well done
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:33,
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years of practice.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:34,
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