True story, we just got about 1000 different plants in our field, all sorts of stuff, pomigranit, citrus, bugonvilias or whatever they're called.
It's about 1/3 of an aker (1 donom, for your turkish people), and was lined with the plants and had plants in different spots in the middle.

A week afterwards, a farmer came through with an entire herd (must have been a good 100 or soo) goats, and they killed half the plants.

We probably could have sued him, but at most we would have gotten was the goats and his house, which is not much more than a brick shed with no electricity, and we wouldn't know what to do with the goats.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:42, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

cook the goats. Tastes lovely.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:43, Reply)

..."wouldn't know what to do with goats..."
satanic rites

profit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Curry the motherfuckers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Curry
Let them fuck your mother
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)