Awww hang on
that's no fair.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Also, I did all my blubbing like a girl after everyone had gone home from the wedding.
I was something of an emotional wreck until we got on the plane to LA.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Hahahahahha gay. So whaddya want?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Ummmmm
Dunno. New car?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:01, Reply)

I had a joke in my best man speech that relied on there being lots of crying throughout the day
But as far as I knew, no-one had cried. No-one. At all. Heartless bitches.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Cake was in tears?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:58, Reply)

That's a bit of a cheesy one
but it does get a laugh
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Damn straight
I managed to adapt it to 'the cake was the only thing in tiers today'. One of the ushers boo-ed me, but he'd already said he was going to. Some folk groaned, some folk laughed.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:06, Reply)