I can help with that one
My little canine horror, 48 hours ago
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:08, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

labradors are the best dogs
fact
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Indeed
She's so awesome I'm even willing to overlook the fact that she's ruined my laptop power cable and shat in my trainers. Entirely my own fault mind for not keeping as close an eye on her as I ought to have done.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:15, Reply)

haha
what's she called?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Penny
as in 'Penny Black'.

It's the name the breeder had given her, and I decided to stick with it. Her pedigree name is Voodoo People though...
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:27, Reply)

both good names
my parents have a yellow lab called Maisie. She's awesome.

I still have a photo of my old lab Maud as well
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Happy B3taday!
Holy crap he is cute! You are so lucky I don't know where you live any more
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Heh
I've already had threats of dognap from my sister
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:16, Reply)

=DDDD
<3 Labs
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Aww thanks!
Oh...wait...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Your dog is offensively cute
I want to steal it and keep it for myself
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Trust me
She's less cute when you're standing outside at 3.30am in the pissing rain watching her lay a cable because she can't make it all the way through the night yet.

Other than that she's all the awesome, and her pedigree name is Voodoo People - can't go wrong with dogs named after tracks from the Prodigy.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:25, Reply)

That dog looks well vicious.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)

You're turned on, aren't you Jeff?
You want the dog to slap you during sex.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Yes. With a really waggy tail.
I've got a semi.

I might have to go for my daily shower now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)

You could fit in a quick tooth-brushing as well.
Chicks LOVE a regular brusher.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Who cares about chicks
When there are dogs to be fucked.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Sage words, Jeffles.
One for the gravestone, that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:57, Reply)