no
because I'd be the one sitting in the corner with a sad face
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:28, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

But you're pretty when you cry

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:29, Reply)

you cry I slap you repeatedly in the face while crying, masturbating and screaming the lords prayer.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I was at a wedding the other day
I had to stifle the giggles when the ceremony got to the Lord's Prayer. I had to refuse to explain them as well, lest some more sensitive guest overheard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Haha MY WORK IS DONE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

this happened :(
but that would be the most depressing thing to happen in an orgy ever, being the one who is sitting on the side playing sudoku
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I would rather watch an orgy of those 5 ladies
Than be here right now.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I wouldn't
I'd be too jealous. Or if I joined in, attempting to hide wobbly bits
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Just dive right in there

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Most of us like your 'wobbly bits'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I love that picture
and if you weren't happily loved up and with your girl liking days behind you, I'd let you know when the hot orgy of five fanciable filmstars was taking place
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:44, Reply)

We have similar taste
Not enough Zooey Deschanel though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)

She is rather tasty

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I forgot about her
she is really pretty. Much more so than Katy Perry
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)

tru dat
which is why Roota will be joining me, my mrs, Bridget Regan and Zooey Deschanel when we have an orgy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Kitty-pout
In 3...2...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

No, he wants her all to himself
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, VIPROS ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:53, Reply)

No need to shout!
I would also have accepted "But he said 'my mrs', therefore Kitty's included."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:54, Reply)

absolutely ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:54, Reply)

she knows she's top of the list and at the head of the queue ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:54, Reply)

The Queue
is capitalised to emphasise it's importance.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:56, Reply)

forgive me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I'm afraid Zooey is busy that night

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

After all...
A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)