Alt: Roof terrace.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:23, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Roof terrace?
Uphill gardener.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)

not in England

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Back gardens in London are just not private.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Which suits the exhibitionists among us.
*points*
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)

And what lovely points they are too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)

:D

( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

True
but roof terraces in England are soggy and depressing, unlike on the Continent
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)

So are back gardens, by the same ticket.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)

So in answer to the Alt Q:
Stay in, have a cup of tea and avoid the rain?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Not quite
Stay in, saw up the remains of your last victim in the cellar, and avoid the rain.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I don't have any victims to saw up.
Buy if it means I get to avoid the rain, I'll go and bag myself a couple.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

really?
so what do you do with your weekends if you have no victims?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I polish my prozzie kneecap collection
Got them in a lovely display cabinet as well.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

This is why I no longer
go outside
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

There's a bar in Stratford with one
It catches the sun perfectly on the 3 days we have any.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)

ALWAYS roof terrace
I hope to one day have a roof terrace.
It's all I've ever wanted.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

10 a penny in fucking
Shoreditch, shame you have to wear a skinny tie and be a twat to get up on them.

There's a nice one near the Imperial War Museum though.

If you're ever around Elephant and Castle I have access to the roof of an office building occasionally...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

My old flat in Islington
had a communal one big enough to ride a bike round - that no-one else seemed to know about. Magic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Where do you live now?
Feels weird that I'm posting this about 5 minutes away from you!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I once said this to wookiee.
Then we met up and now I see him four days out of seven and I'm ruining his life.
RUN MONTY! RUN!
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Poor, poor Wookie
Mind you, it'll probably be Monty that ruins my life now.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:09, Reply)

This is not unlikely.
Sorry Hims, but there's no real reason why you shouldn't suffer the misery along with the rest of us.
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)

The Aquarium in Old Street has a good roof terrace
overlooking the glorious roundabout
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Do you work with cr3?
I saw him at Old Street Tube once.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I have a fantastic roof garden, I press one button and it's lit up like a christmas tree !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)

SHUT UP SHUT UP CLENDRIX IT IS NOT A FORREST OF DEATH AND DISTRUCTION, A TREE GRAVE YARD, SHUT UP SHUT UP.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

It's a delightful collection of sticks in pots.

( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

And lights, don't forget the christmas lights !
One day you'll see it in it's full urben buety at night.

We got a bay tree that has florished though, mainly 'cus I don't look after it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

bay trees are indestructible

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I concur, if only because Gonz, Destroyer of Nature, has one living within 200 yards of him.

( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

also: useful!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)