i would love my own garden
I could grow things and skip around naked with noone looking
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:51, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I prefer to skip round naked WITH someone looking.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)

whore!
(also, welcome back)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

bugs reside in gardens, my lady

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

yeah, but they'd be friendly bugs
and my sparrow army would protect me from bad ones
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

what! sparrow army!
where do you get one of those??
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I just plan to recruit sparrows -
buying their loyalty with all the breadcrumbs they can eat. I think Blue tits and goldfinches could join, too, but those guys are quite conspicuous so I think sparrows would do most of the work, also goldfinches always want nijer seed and that costs. Swifts and swallows would be pretty good for lighting reflexes, but they are quite flighty and hard to rely on.

So in conclusion. Sparrows are best for an army
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

*waits patiently for Monty to post something about Herman's Hermits*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:06, Reply)

*wanks in bushes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

yay

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

is the world right for you now?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

it's moved slightly in that direction

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)