Oi, I'm young and lazy
But I object to being lumped in with useless workshy shits, which are an entirely different species.


On a different note, I went to see Scott Pilgrim on a not-a-date with my mate yesterday, it was FUCKING AWESOME. A+++, would pay to see again.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I really want to see that
If I remember the trailer, she's a bit fit.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)

She's well fit.
Totally worth the seven evil exes. It's really, really funny as well.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)

is it the one where he has to fight her exes?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

If I've just said that she's got seven exes and they're all evil,
Would that not suggest that this might be the one where he has to fight her exes?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:59, Reply)

it's been a long day

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Ooh I want to see that
looks good
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:06, Reply)

I can't wait to see that.
I have to go to a party of someone I don't like tomorrow, so I might do that instead. It looks in the trailers like it's really obvious she's wearing a wig, is that the case?

Are you in Manchester? You should come with and trash the place for me (he's the one who vommed in my bed at Wiggy's birthday).
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I'm still in Cheshire til the 15th ish.
That a shame, I do enjoy trashing things.
I don't think its really obvious, but I wasn't really paying that much attention to her hair.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:00, Reply)

I'm probably going to see it tomorrow
And I would duel all of your suitors for the honour of your hand, m'lady.
*sweeping bow*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Pervert
She looks about twelve, you're flirting with a girl who looks about twelve. You fucking nonce.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)

You're the one who gawped at her boobs!
I am merely being gentlemanly, in the Victorian fashion.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Thank you very much Sir Majora
Your chivalry never ceases to flatter me.

(fuck off al)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Is this ruffian disturbing you, m'lady?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Yes
*sulks*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:19, Reply)

*proffers sweety*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Sweets aren't going to fix this.
I'm still angry ONLINE.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:24, Reply)

just call him a nonce
for offering you a sweet and a ride in his van
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Kick him in the balls then
Ahem, I apologise, I meant to say "Then I shall have him dealt with most swiftly".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Seriously, this is THE single gayest thing you have done on b3ta
out of all of the things you've done, including that picture you made Vipros.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:24, Reply)

You haven't seen The Picture
And it's entertaining, but will get boring I'm sure.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:25, Reply)

But if you continue to attack me, I'll show you A Picture

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:29, Reply)

I didn't gawp at her boobs, I gawped at her thigh length socks
and felt dirty for thinking about her boobs because she looks about 12.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:05, Reply)

I might ahve the tits of a twelve year old,
BUT I DO NOT FUCKING LOOK TWELVE. cunt.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:14, Reply)

I'm sorry Appleby, this made me laugh.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I do not look fucking twelve!
You can get to fuck!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:01, Reply)

You're the second person to say that
I may have to watch it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)