Conservative, Labour..
They're all a bunch of Old Boy Network, self-serving, fuck-the-proles, greedy dinosaurs. The baby boom generation fostered this culture of greed, which in turn has lead to the cultures of entitlement and someone's always to blame.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:08, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

it just happens to be Labour
/only looking at last bit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:10, Reply)

I blame you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:11, Reply)

I do too
For not marching on Downing Street and Canary Wharf with a plethora of medieval weaponry.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:13, Reply)

"MEN! Fetch my Trebuchet, and a very large rock!"

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Manchester Evening News?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:17, Reply)

You commoner

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Called a commoner by a Geordie,
and not even a real one!

How has my life gone so, so wrong?

*moves to Canterbury*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:22, Reply)

They make chickenladies in Canterbury
and PJMs
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:23, Reply)

They also make my ghastly ex and her gyppo family...
It's not all rosy down Canterbury way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Al is proud of his middleclassness.

( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:25, Reply)

He's also proud of that spasticated bicycle.
What's your point?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:26, Reply)

He wants a rib or two removed but won't ask the NHS.

( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:29, Reply)

He needs more than a fucking rib or two removing,
the fat cunt. One day soon the fire brigade are going to have to knock one of his walls down to get him out so he can go to hospital and it'll be live on Jerry Springer and he'll be crying and everything.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Mrs Al will be there in the background with a tray of burgers.
She'll be saying, 'I don't know how he got so fat,' and, 'I think he's cuddly,' but the neighbours will be waiting to get their pet cat back from his rolly bits.
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:36, Reply)

read the answer on QOTW
quite scary actually
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:36, Reply)

More like "MEN!" In a loud and commanding voice, such as may be used by the Duke of Wellington.
Although he would never have called for a trebuchet.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:29, Reply)

I wonder if I could nick the trebuchet from Warwick Castle
And lug it to London...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:21, Reply)

No need, eh?
My brother's chum owns one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Is it as awesome as the Warwick Castle one?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:24, Reply)

I seriously doubt it.
But it's big enough to fire pianos.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:25, Reply)

That'll do
I'm sure a piano cobbed through Citibank tower would shit folk up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:31, Reply)

You need some slaves, matey.
Get them to drag it for you. It wouldn't be seemly for a commander to drag his own trebuchet now, would it?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:30, Reply)