I would consider leaving a ridiculously small amount of money
To loads of people, so they get about 20p each. And they'd love me for it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:06, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

i can do your will
i'll make it all nice and tight, barely legal style. although i am #380 an hour, i'm so good you'd happily pay it twice.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:09, Reply)

I don't really have a need for a will currently
As I own little other than musical instruments. This makes the price slightly unnecessary. Also, thats something like 16x more than I get paid for freelancing per hour.

edit: Also, how small is your laptop if the last thread was pushing the side of the screen?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:13, Reply)

but they are expensive bits of kit, no?
i do not get to keep #380 an hour. i get to see about a fiver of it, grumble whinge [utterly unjustified but meh].

erm, average size? about 13 inch screen i'd guess? it was pushing it right off!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Average size? Fnar?
They are expensive actually, or at least the drums are. Most of the rest isn't really. And no, you can't whinge really. Not justifiably at least.

Wouldn't of thought it would have been pushed off. You must be using it wrong.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:22, Reply)

well what else do you have? guitars? flutes? bassoons? violins? harps? bagpipes?
i can whinge and i do whinge, regularly. it's all relative. but right now the 2am finishes have died down, so i am not whinging too badly.

how can i be using it wrong, it's just THERE, on the SCREEEN. falling off the side of it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:28, Reply)

Guitars, bass, amps, pedals, violin
I actually, strangely, currently look forward to getting to work somewhere. I'm sure that'll die of pretty quickly.

I don't know how you can be using it wrong, but it looked fine on mine, which is the same size. Maybe I'm just doing it better than you.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:31, Reply)

you're going to need a big flat
apart from the violin, that is quite manageable.

i'm not surprised you're psyched about starting something new. have to be enthusiastic though, you'll be spending enough time there!

maybe i am just way more impatient than you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:35, Reply)

I might not move them all down
Not to start with anyway. The violin is the least played too, with the larger drums being more common.

I hopefully won't be spending nearly as much time there are you do, and would hopefully get out of the office a bit too. Saying that, I was used to weeks of long days at uni, so would be fine.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:43, Reply)

it is better
if you get paid for overtime...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 23:06, Reply)

Unlike in uni
Where you just get a bit tired and annoyed, and tell anyone who comes asking you to help them with something they should know how to do to piss off. Twice.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 23:09, Reply)

I hope your flat is well sound insulated.
Otherwise you will need some legal advice when you end up with a solicitor's letter from the people in the flat below.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:38, Reply)

I'm a very considerate neighbour actually
Which is part of the reason I go through headphones so quickly, as I keep blowing them instead of annoying others.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:47, Reply)

You need egg cartons
lots of egg cartons.

Surely your instruments must be worth leaving to someone or at least to a charity?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:48, Reply)

Screw you all
They're burning with me.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:51, Reply)

VIKING FUNERAL
Bagsy lighting you with mead.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:55, Reply)

You can ball be up first
And put me inside my bass drum.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:56, Reply)

Excellent
Make sure you put this in your will.

:D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:58, Reply)

I'm sure the yong lady who lives below me thinks she is a considerate neighbour.
But when she is having an orgasm, it sounds like a Valkierie.

I'm not complaining mind, I have been known to put a bit of Wagner on to accompany her.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:51, Reply)

I'll bet you have a 'Wagner on' every time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:57, Reply)

I may touch myself while the show is on.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 23:00, Reply)