Interesting.
My solicitors lied to me. WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT?

Oh...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:13, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

They are greedy fuckers.
I don't know how old you are, but I guess that in 15 years time you will have to change it. The moment you have kids, as soon as you get married/divorced. When your parents kick the bucket. All reasons to at least review your will. No problem sir, just a small charge.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:23, Reply)

ahem
lawyer in earshot...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:29, Reply)

Sue me if I'm lying.
Anyway Rachelswipe, I'm sure you would give any B3tan a discount.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:32, Reply)

i've done the odd bit
of free advice for the occasional b3tan. sort of a pro bono thing. can't get a better discount than free!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:33, Reply)

I know, I always follow your advice.
How come you are having to work lates at the moment?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:35, Reply)

just a bit busy
as everyone gets back from holiday!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 23:01, Reply)

Being 'pro Bono' is nothing to brag about.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:53, Reply)

Good evening your Montyship.
How's your day been?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:57, Reply)

'fucking shit' of course

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 23:04, Reply)

I had to go to Daventry, and survey a plantroom in a shit hotel.
Miserable driving in the rain day.

Never mind tomorrow will be better.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 23:07, Reply)

There's a blues song in there, I'm certain.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 23:11, Reply)

I headed up to Daventryyyyyyyyyy,
But got stopped, at Dunstable, boo do be doo.
etc.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 23:13, Reply)

*records for posterity*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 23:18, Reply)

unusually inaccurate for you!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 23:01, Reply)

Law of averages, innit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 23:06, Reply)

bono boner
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 23:03, Reply)