Because I'm in your bedroom
with your dog.

Looking at it.

And touching myself.

I can't wait for you to come home.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

ok that's weird.
Because either you're in my bedroom having mistaken my rat for a dog.

Or you're in my mum's bedroom actually stroking my dog.

She's lovely, she's a whippet called Mitzi (the dog, not my mum).
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:36, Reply)

Maybe, just maybe
I'm so fat, that I'm actually in both places. Stroking your rat with one had and your dog with the other.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:39, Reply)

It's plausible I suppose
in Soviet Russia rat strokes you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:42, Reply)

Your rat has a very soft touch it's true

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:43, Reply)

he does, doesn't he!
He cleans himself 277 times a day and I feed him almonds and pine nuts for a glossy coat.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:51, Reply)