I hate people talking about poo
yesterday I went into the loos to redo my makeup after my poleclass and my teacher came out of the cubicle and said "don't mind me, I was just having a shit".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:15, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well, I suppose that's slightly more 'to-the-point' than
"I'd give it five minutes if I were you..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:16, Reply)

WHY CAN'T WE TALK ABOUT POOOOOO

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:16, Reply)

BECAUSE GIRLS DON'T POOOOOOO!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Em would have me believe that girls do, but it's tiny cute little rabbit-like poo
And in order for that to happen, I have to close all doors in the flat and play loud music.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I'm given to understand that girls don't fart
but if they did it would smell like kittens and rainbows, so any other smells I detect in the house must have been me.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Oh no, girls do fart
A LOT.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:42, Reply)

no we don't
we puff out little rainbows and poop cinammon rolls.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)

ha ha. I like telling people at work to give it 5 minutes & avoid trap number 2.

( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Because you clogged up trap number 2 with your own number 2!
*giggles*

It's starting to sound to me like a coprophilic version of "Deal or No Deal."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Stool or no stool

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:28, Reply)

ha ha

( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Why, beshrew me, old chap, you're in good fooling this morning!

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:41, Reply)

IT'S A TRAP (2).

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I like this

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Why are you telling poo stories then?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I was exampling my revulsion of people talking about poo.
I forgot to put at the end of the story "I was repulsed".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:34, Reply)