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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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don't piss on my chips!
i am also desperate for one of those dyson hand dryers for my bathroom like you see in some bars these days. they are the best thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:47, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
are they the ones that dry your hands in 3 and a half seconds?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:50, Reply)
yes
they are AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)
They are pretty good
In that they actually dry your hands, unlike normal hand driers, which just make them a bit warm.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:56, Reply)
if you rub your hands thoroughly as you dry them
the remaining water is spread out thinner and more easily removed by the air flow.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:57, Reply)
I do this
I thought I was dead clever when I figured it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:03, Reply)
given that most people fail to do it
you are allowed to feel clever.

I have just remembered a great hand dryer related image thing, possibly from here somewhere....

knowyourmeme.com/i/9403/original/PushButtonReceiveBacon.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:10, Reply)
I have that on a T-shirt
Also, Barbarossa took it a step further a little while ago
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:13, Reply)
excellent :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:14, Reply)
they've got them at Tayyab's -
as if it wasn't brilliant enough already.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)
liking two things in one day?
careful, you'll have an aneurism.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:03, Reply)
They don't properly dry your hands though, you need to put them through twice.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:53, Reply)
twice?
how wet are your hands?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:56, Reply)
Big hands love,
big hands.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:57, Reply)
you know what they say about people with bigs hands....
that they are almost certainly a rapist
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)
if you'd said big feet
you might have got more attention from me. you know what they say about men with big feet.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)
Red noses?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)
i don't get this
why don't i get this, please to explain your shit joke, thanking you kindly.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:06, Reply)
Clowns, dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:07, Reply)
I bet you feel really stupid now.
Like retarded, having to stand at the front of the class stupid.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:09, Reply)
it was a good joke too
insult to injury
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:14, Reply)
it was a shit joke
if i didn't understand it, given how witty and sophisticated i am.

0/10 chompy, must try harder to impress the ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:15, Reply)
...or simply invest in a new hoover.
Hoovers don't make you watch Big Brother or force you to pretend you give a toss about their shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:17, Reply)
is this what he does to you, monty?
why are you friends with him then?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:18, Reply)
No, it's not.
Chompy is a stand-up fellow.

No emotional blackmail or periods with him.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:22, Reply)
you mean
he stands up and people laugh at him?

and i never do emotional blackmail. how could you say that monty, how could you?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:24, Reply)
Now start crying until you get your own way.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:25, Reply)
Yep, 'big socks'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:01, Reply)
They're closely related to penguins?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:02, Reply)
do your high fives hurt people?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:04, Reply)
Only when he puts them up their arses.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:05, Reply)
That's his special 'low five'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:08, Reply)
the best ones are stupidly powerful ones of the normal variety
called XCELERATOR! or something

because they deform your hands with their raw power.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:56, Reply)
The most important thing
is not to put your penis in either.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)
ouch

(I helped save b3ta! lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:59, Reply)
That sounds like a challenge

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:01, Reply)
raping a hand dryer. interesting idea.

(I helped save b3ta! lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:03, Reply)
the hand dryer wants it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:04, Reply)
Quick and dirty

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:15, Reply)
did you just make that?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:16, Reply)
Yeah
It's not something I had pre-made, I'm not that mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:19, Reply)
wasn't sure if you'd pinched it from somewhere
good work
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:19, Reply)
I'll take that as a compliment, thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:23, Reply)
He just called you a thief.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:29, Reply)
He said it looks so good that I obviously couldn't have made it
Therefore my skills surpass his low estimation of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:31, Reply)
this is great
and i told you all... see how cool the airblade is, see!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:17, Reply)
Use a towel

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:51, Reply)
or just wipe
my hands on my trousers like they do in milton keynes, you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)

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