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twice?
how wet are your hands?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:56,
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Big hands love,
big hands.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:57,
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you know what they say about people with bigs hands....
that they are almost certainly a rapist
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:58,
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if you'd said big feet
you might have got more attention from me. you know what they say about men with big feet.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:00,
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Red noses?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:00,
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i don't get this
why don't i get this, please to explain your shit joke, thanking you kindly.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:06,
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Clowns, dear.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:07,
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I bet you feel really stupid now.
Like retarded, having to stand at the front of the class stupid.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:09,
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it was a good joke too
insult to injury
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:14,
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it was a shit joke
if i didn't understand it, given how witty and sophisticated i am.
0/10 chompy, must try harder to impress the ladies.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:15,
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...or simply invest in a new hoover.
Hoovers don't make you watch Big Brother or force you to pretend you give a toss about their shoes.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:17,
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is this what he does to you, monty?
why are you friends with him then?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:18,
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No, it's not.
Chompy is a stand-up fellow.
No emotional blackmail or periods with him.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:22,
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you mean
he stands up and people laugh at him?
and i never do emotional blackmail. how could you say that monty, how could you?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:24,
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Now start crying until you get your own way.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:25,
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Yep, 'big socks'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:01,
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They're closely related to penguins?
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:02,
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do your high fives hurt people?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:04,
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Only when he puts them up their arses.
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:05,
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That's his special 'low five'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:08,
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