There's only one girl on my entire facebook who speaks like a total retard
and I've hidden her. This is her current status:
"Does any1 know were i can get wide shoes that dunt cost a bomb?? Need em 4 wrk"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:27, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

does she mean wide as in wideboy?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:28, Reply)

I think she means she has feet like canoes

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Long and thin?
How many wide canoes have you seen?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Can you sit in a canoe as narrow as your feet?
No, you can't can you Monty.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:50, Reply)

That would just be silly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I meant lifesize
not to scale
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:54, Reply)

She has hollow fibreglass feet
with holes in the tops of them?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:56, Reply)

yeah, she gets pretty sensitive when you joke about it

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I've been going through chat logs of txt spk for half of this week
It's painful, and half the time they don't understand each other, always saying "wut?".
CUNTS.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:29, Reply)

that's the most ridiculous thing
if they don't understand each other it entirely defeats the object of doing it

those fucking morons
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:30, Reply)

They are indeed fucking morons
Like the idiots posing with knives and guns in photos, or who keep pics of them snorting MASSIVE drugs, leaving their credit card clearly in shot showing their name...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:39, Reply)

it bugs me when they use as many or more letters for an incorrectly spelled word
when the idea of txt spk is to shorten the words.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:55, Reply)

txt spk on phones, I can kinda let pass
Even though predictive text is easier and quicker.
Txt spk when you have a full keyboard is moronic.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:10, Reply)

I can't bring myself to use text speak even in texts
I just shorten my sentence accordingly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)