Your life is one long soap opera
At the end of your post I heard the "DUM DUM da da DUM" that marks the end of Eastenders.

Write it all down and send it to the BBC, they have been using the same script since 1986 and could do with a new one.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

My life isn't as superawesome as Spankys though

( Peej, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Does he even post anymore?
He probably ran out of sexy lies about sex that were lies.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

LOOK IF HE WANTS TO POST STORIES HE CAN
OH LOOK IT'S THE USUAL SUSPECTS BEING RUDE ABOUT MY HERO HAVEN'T YOU EVER CONTRIBUTED ANYTHING YOU USELESS CUNTS I LOVE SPANKY AND WANT HIS PENIS TO TOUCH MY MOUTH.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

That sounds a bit gay.

(Cave Duck, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

LEAVE ME ALONE YOU MASSIVE BULLY
OR I'LL TELL ON YOU TO THE MODS AND THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

'Awesomely brilliantly amazing story as usual Spank:
*clicks as hard as a BIG COCK in a FANNY*'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

So I was sitting in my office chair
when I could feel my testicles swelling like pressure within the Kursk submarine as the hull cracked when my boss walked in and was just about to say something to me when all of a sudden my cock went off like a firehose and hit her right in the vagina and got her pregnant but my spunk was so potent the baby grew and was born within ten seconds and the baby shot out of her tightly stretched quim and hit me RIGHT in the eye so I had a squint for the rest of the day.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I LITERALLY HAVE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE ABOUT THAT BIT WHERE YOU USED FIFTEEN WORDS TO DESCRIBE EJACULATION.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

those aren't tears

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)

It's rare that you make me lol al
but I did then.
( WormuIus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Content Removed due to terrible racist objecting to being a terrible racist.


(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:09, Reply)

I'd rather not have an (albeit photoshopped) image of me with the word 'racist' on it on the internet if that's alright with you Al.

( WormuIus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

How's that?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)