What if you're pregnant?
Don't use oven cleeaner. That's how my dad's aunty died.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:07, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

How?
Where was the oven cleaner?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:13, Reply)

In her vagina I guess

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Was it still in the tin, or not?
We need to know!
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I can't remember what brand it was
But I think it was before aerosols.
I'll ask my nana. She's on my mum's side and not related but remembers the big gossip-fest when it happened
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:35, Reply)

this has reminded me of a joke
which probably won't work well in the medium of text, but I shall try anyway. You'll have to use your imagination for the accent.

A Dutch chap is on holiday over here and goes into a chemists to because he has run out of deodorant. He goes up to the guy at the counter and explains that he wants some deodorant.

The chemist asks "Ball or aerosol?" to which the Dutch man replies "Neither, I want it for my armpits"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Oh i did a lol!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:54, Reply)

glad to hear it :-)
I thought you'd be able to imagine it how it was intended
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:58, Reply)

not even the risk of pregnancy is going to make me clean the oven
I hope I'm not pregnant, that would ruin all my plans.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:20, Reply)