yeah, my bloke was this old man and I couldn't fit my explanation into the box that said "explain circumstances"
so I tried to explain it to him, but he didn't want to listen, he just kept saying 'unprotected intercourse' and looking at me over his glasses. He tried to lecture me on protection so I started to explain that I have been taking the pill for 7 years and I just made a mistake with it, plus I'm in a long term relationship, etc, but he might as well have just said "ok I'll get you your slaggytablet".

Although it's not as bad as the time I had to go to Brook for it. I could see her ticking the 'slag' box with every question I answered. She also gave me an STD test and didn't warm the thingy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I recall going to the supermarket (with a pharmacy) the night after a party
as my mate had a condom split so needed the pill for some girl.

We were massively bleary eyed and hung-over, she was clutching the packet, we had bought 10 cartons of orange juice and 5 bags of doughnuts and we then bumped into a friend's mum.

She didn't look at all amused at our predicament.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:26, Reply)

at least it is an easy option these days though
i remember skiving a morning off school to accompany my friend to the doctor when we were 18, and then it made her vomit for the next 2 days.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Sounds like he stuck the coathanger in the wrong end

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:33, Reply)

hahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:39, Reply)

apparently it still makes people vomit
I'm well 'ard though, my body is all "Pills? Let's deal! RARGH!" or something. I was in a right foul mood by the time I'd finished in the pharmacy so I decided to take it out on Wiggy. Especially since he suggested some sex to make me feel better. I think I punched him.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:40, Reply)

typical men
they are ALL THE SAME and let no woman ever forget it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Don't you DARE diss my dad.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:51, Reply)

but
he never ever calls when he says he will.

edit - anyway, i thought nobody in liverpool knew who their dad was??? (sorry, friendly manc-scouse banter innit)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:56, Reply)

My dad is always denying that he's my biological father.
He mentioned it at my 18th, 21st and 30th. He mentions it on their wedding anniversary and he sometimes mentions it when I say the name 'Dad'.
Fortunately I look like him so I'm hoping that he's kidding.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:16, Reply)

I did a proper lol at pictures of Boris Becker's kid in the tabloids today
he couldn't look anything less like his father.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Really?
Because as a baby he was the image of him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)