Oh look b3ta are in the news
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-10520487
They compare us to 4Chan and interview rob.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:21, 49 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

"Whimsical"?
I can't remember that last time I had a good whimsy
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:26, Reply)

you need to join the squirrels of whimsey
in their dance of melancholy delight with the hedgehogs of skipping land
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I love this bit
"But in one murky corner of the internet, the scent of blood was detected."

Makes us all sound dead dangerous and shit, like that guy out of Taken.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Did you see what they did to that 12 year old on youtube,
that was hilarious.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:29, Reply)

that little kid called Jessie Slaughter or something?
She was such a silly little bitch, making mouthy videos and then running to mummy when the kids were mean to her.

I only watched one of her videos and it was the one that was addressed 'to the haters', where she goes on about how pretty and cool she is. I lolled.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Yeah, she said
"I don't care what you say about me! all you haters are going down, I'm going to shoot you in the head"

4chan went, "you don't know what hate is" 50,000 you tube comments later, phone calls to her house messages to her facebook friends, emails to her school later. Then tearful apology online and her dad threatening to get the internet police on 4chan.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I love all the phrases that he spawned
I kind of feel sorry for him because he doesn't understand how or why they are mocking him, but she will.

I really hate that kid Becky who has become really famous in Japan for dressing up in anime shit and dancing around. SHE'S SHIT!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Oh my god I saw a documentary about her and her parents are fucking kid-peddlers

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Moxxy?
The one with the MASSIVE tits, I'm a big fan.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Nope
Becky Cruel, from the Isle of Man
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I think you mean Beckii
Sadly she never dances to Big in Japan
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Hahah yes.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)

That's the badger
that I was talking about. She's certainly older than about 13
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Don't associate her with badgers

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I used to say "that's the jobby" but then I found out people refer to poop as a jobby

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:48, Reply)

I associate "that's the badger" with the game Mao
but I can't tell you why -takes card-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Sorry Proper Badger

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Oh I remember her
what the fuck, seriously.
There's also that Western girl with huge eyes and tits that speaks in atrocious Japanese and wears cat-ears. Can't rememeber her name though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)

youtube attention whores.
They're all the same.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)

there's that Slovkian bird that teaches English in her underwear as well
she looks inflated.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)

It makes me sad when people say things like the above and I go
oh yeah I've seen that
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)

haha yeah me too

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I saw her in some other video
by James at war I think. My sister loves his stuff. She was wearing a very tiny tartan skirt
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)

don't be mean about hexy

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I think we live on the edge of that swamp
the last bastion of kittens and fluff, bleeding into the goatse and lemonparty of the depths
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:29, Reply)

We're fully of magical whimsy!
*skips*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)

*does a waltz with a bunch of unseelie fey*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I haven't been on 4chan in ages

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Are you one of those chicks that post naked photos of yourself on there?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)

no that was me.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)

How many said you were a "trap"?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)

no I never posted naked photos of myself :S
I think most of them assumed I was male from my posts
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:36, Reply)

A friend of mine comes up on 4chan all the time,
because she dressed up as a character from pokemon a while back.
She's always in the OMG I LOVE HER kind of threads, it's quite funny.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:39, Reply)

haha that's pretty funny
I think I just grew out of 4chan. I was on there a lot as a kid (thanks insomnia) so it grew boring after a while.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:41, Reply)

some of my students are on 4chan
they say stuff which they assume lecturers won't get.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I probably did that when I was 14
not 4chan itself. Just internet
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I don't get that
does that mean I'm fat, ugly or whore-like?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:41, Reply)

It means you look like you could be a man

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:42, Reply)

you could be
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)

No
the thing with traps is that they're feminine to trick you into being a woman. Not outright looking like a man, but something whispering that something isn't right...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Like the ladyboys of Bangkok
they're too pretty!! They're so much prettier than me, it makes me really bitter.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)

My Ex is prettier than me.
ARGH.

also: typical trap posting
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:48, Reply)

My Tip-

I don't even know
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I'm no longer very white, I got sunburned this weekend
but FUCK YOU LADY
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:52, Reply)

ahhhh I see
thanks!

oh and screw you psychochomp, I'm beautiful on the inside *sobs*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Transvestite.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)

You're doing a pretty epic job of insulting en masse today
I approve

Awaits someone to be picky about the use of en masse
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I nearly started a new profile called 'En Masse'
just for the lolz at this particular comment. That is how bored I am today.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Pffft.
The fact they are anonymous tells me that they are cowards. It really easy to be offenive when you can hide in your mums house.
The Lizard, UK
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)