What phone did you get?
Edit: I'm a mong.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

have did you get?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Leave him be, English is his second language, like Raoul Moat.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I hate to do it to Jeff
but that's the first time I corrected anyone. SMUG.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

You've just got the hump
Because you spelt 'club' as 'clud' earlier and I picked you up on it.

Not that I care.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I forgot about that
but one all now so truce.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Roal Moat's first language
was Awesome.
( Kroney, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Damn right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Yeah. You tell him Monty.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

HTC Desire,
I'm going to put U2's desire as my ringtone just to annoy everyone here.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I fear this may backfire on you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I'm pretty sure you've already got that covered without a fancy ringtone.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)

very true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I was considering that as a replacement for the Sony I'm returning.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)

The best thing about that phone is when it rains
your screen has wind screen wipers. Win everytime!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Eh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:33, Reply)

The weather feature just
changes the screen saver to sunny, rainy etc, snow blah blah when it rains it brings up wipers.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Oh, wow!
That, is like, the best thing eva! I so want to get that phone. Sounds brilliant. I'll be the best person in the pub bar none with a feature like that on my phone. The dead hard men who drink pints will respect me totally if I am able to show them that.

Honestly. To think someone developed that. Surely, with a mobile phone you are 'out and about' therefore, you'll have a much more accurate idea of the weather than a fucking phone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I like stupid things

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Arsenal.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I love Arsenal
awaits strikethroughs
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:46, Reply)

That would be too easy.
So I'll say 'you love small boys' instead.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)

+ ginger
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Sorry. Yeah, I forgot.
Small, ginger boys.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Yeah I'm sure you turn your phone off and lock it in a drawer whenever you enter a building.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

OH NOES ! SOMEONE MADE A FEATURE THAT ISN'T PURELY FUNCTIONAL ON A PHONE THAT I DON'T HAVE !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:56, Reply)

It's like 'windscreen wipers', I'm guessing.
Only made-up ones that don't actually work, making the whole sorry episode that little bit more tragic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:37, Reply)

exactly this

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)