You really ought to have duck-apple

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

wtf
it's called bobbing for apples
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Farmer

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I thought that but as it's halloween a lot of us will be wearing makeup.
There's a variation which is marshmallows in flour, but that just sounds awful!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I've done that as a child
it is awful
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Marshmallows in Cocaine
and I bet Monty would play then
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I wouldn't demean myself.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

What about eight balls of cocaine
in a big bowl of mdma?

EDIT - I don't know what an 8 ball is.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:37, Reply)

3.5g deals are eightballs. An eighth, basically.
And no, even less interested now MDMA is in the mix.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Same as a henry then, cool makes sense
Cheers Monty.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

We used to hang apples on a string along the front room
It's just as difficult as bobbing.
Mid-air duck-apple, and no streaky make-up.
Plus, lots of people can do it at once, and the apple strings can be all different lengths.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)

it's grim up North

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

My mum is a bit OCD
She didn't like the carpet or my hair getting messed by the water. So string it was.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I'm only messing mate
My mother wouldn't let me and my brother use belts as whips to play Indiana Jones in the living room. We always wondered why until one day we broke the rules and whipped a vase full of flowers and water off the mantle piece on to the telly.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

My mother would have beaten me and my dad if that had happened in our house.
It was World War Three if I got bike oil on my Dash tracksuit.
Fucking pastel colours. I felt tangible relief when Vanish was invented.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I can still remember it perfectly
there was a little hiss sound, then a blue spark, a flash followed by a puff of blue grey smoke and a horrid smell. We just started crying and waiting for the inevitable arse beating.

pastel tracksuit eh! styling.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I had several
Every bank holiday some other creation that looked like it was intended to be worn only by Lizzie Webb would be acquired on my mother's John Lewis storecard :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Better than the gay little C&A outfits I was put in. Little cords and gimpy shirt jumper combinations! fuck off mum I want a he man shirt and some global hyper colour!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)

She put me in boys' clothes almost every Christmas
Dresses all year round then special occasions would be fucking jumbo cords and hiking boots.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I would say I will let my child wear what the hell they like
But I am pretty convinced it will be worse than that Big Daddy film. If I had had that choice as a child I would have spent my time from the age of 5 to about twelve dressed as a Jedi.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

My mum always bought my pants for me.
Fucking massive y-fronts. Horrible, horrible.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Until what age? I had to have a chat with my mum when she intended to send me back to boarding school with 9 pairs of assorted Y fronts. I was 14!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

37.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

She would have beaten your dad?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)

If mess got made or things got broken
it was me and Dad's fault.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I remember playing that, it was well hard
and a bit unhygienic.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Everyone gets their own apple
Far more hygienic than sloshing around in slobbery water.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Sounds tasty
but I think you mean apple-bobbing

Edit - once again Vipros has made my contribution POINTLESS
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

mwahahahhahahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)

i'll get you next time Gadget...NEXT TIME

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Go and watch Pebble Mill
I will be having duck-apple in a council flat.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I thought the only things that happened in council flats
were knife crime and grinding poverty
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)

In ours it was Simon and Garfunkel
and cheesy puffs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

contribution existence
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)

He does seem to have the "I'm from the South West but i'm not a carrot cruncher" niche all sewn up.
Perhaps I can substitute for him when he goes on holiday
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Ok, I'll make sure I transfer my affections accordingly.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

wtf
turn my back to get some flapjack for one minute and this is what happens?!?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)

get some flapjack?
Is that a euphamism? Right, WHO IS SHE?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:33, Reply)