I've never really liked drinking games
but I've never been a student, so that might be why.

Ring of fire never ends well.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:36, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

trouble is
most of my mates are either really shit at them, which is frustrating, or they prefer to drink at their own pace
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Drinking at your own pace is the correct answer.
Otherwise the options are as follows:

1: You're a cunt, your friend(s) are passed out vomiting, you laugh and carry on with your evening.
2: You're not a cunt, your friend(s) are passed out vomiting, your evening is ruined as you're busy looking after them.

If you're really lucky, the roles will be reversed and you'll be the one covered with sick.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:50, Reply)

nor does Never have I ever
18 shots of vodka makes it even worse
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

do you mean "I have never"?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)

pretty much yeah
whatever name you give it (we sconce at my place) it never ends well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Ends alright for me
But that's probably a measure of what an exceptionally boring person I am...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)