HEY!!! WHAT ABOUT 'ZOMBIE TWISTER!!!!111!!!
That would be KERRAAAAYZEEE.

Every time someone says 'zombie' you have to drink two shots of some fucking filth and say an Iron Maiden lyric.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:37, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Two shots of fucking filth?
Sounds salty.

Oh and you're missing an i
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:38, Reply)

HAHAHAHAH JUST LIKE A ZOMBIE!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Careful Monty you'll be using punctuation faces before you know it
:)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I shall be very careful, thank you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:43, Reply)

The Cranberries sang a song about Zombies
I didn't like it much
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

It was shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:43, Reply)

They sang a song about farting in a public place
I think it was called "Linger"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Wiggy made that exact same joke last week
you're both losers.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Mummy says i'm cool

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I bet she says you're handsome as well

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Oh, you've met her?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

she keeps trying to set me up with you
I told her, shut up and suck my cock bitch.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I say!
*drops monacle into glass of Champagne*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:09, Reply)

cool the best she's ever had
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Now that's just nasty

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

That's what she said when I shat on her tits

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)

*cries*

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:59, Reply)

That's what she did when I poked her in the eye

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:03, Reply)

did he make the joke
TO THE DRUMMER FROM 'JAMES', WHO HE KNOWS?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I hate James
It reminds me of being in the 6th form and being baffled at the popularity of the big name bands around at the time:

James
Carter USM
The Levellers
Suede
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:58, Reply)

This is a position I have found myself in
ever since I was old enough to worked out what a band was.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Shut up and be rude about my mother

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:10, Reply)

I have had to endure Brett Anderson at first hand on several occasions.
He is an even bigger tosser than you might think. Now I know you are probably thinking 'that's simply not possible, Monty' - but it is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:03, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/answers?q=monty+in+%22I+don%27t+like+this+shocker%22
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:05, Reply)

I don't like this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Monty in "I don't like this shocker"
I'm going to build up a full page. Shouldn't take more than 2 threads.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:07, Reply)

If that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I really tried to like Suede, just to be part of the gang
but it's like nails down a blackboard to my ears. I even learnt the words to "Animal Nitrate" but it was no good, my brain refused to find any enjoyment in their music.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)

They were entirely without merit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Monty in "I don't like this shocker"

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:12, Reply)

I saw the levellers live the other week. Pretty good.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:19, Reply)

They're good blokes.
I wouldn't buy a record off them, mind. Somewhere in my house I have a great tape of theirs from before they were signed: it's way better than any official releases. This is also massively true of Ozric Tentacles.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Ozrics would probably agree with you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Their 'Live Ethereal Cereal' tape
made it onto CD a few years ago - it's fucking supreme. They were so much more hard-sounding in the pre-deal years.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Ever heard The Ullulators?
Ozrics offshoot - one of the best live shows I've ever seen (LSD played a part though)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:33, Reply)

MONTY IN 'LIKES THIS' SHOCKER

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:33, Reply)

coming from the most name-droppiest person ever
maybe he mentioned it to Brian Molko
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:04, Reply)

At least they're different names.
*moons*

SEE ABOVE: I just dropped another one
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:05, Reply)

*stars*
wait, does that mean flashing one's chocolate starfish?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:06, Reply)

One's 'chocolate Roger', I prefer, if you don't mind.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:06, Reply)

excellent potential meme there

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:07, Reply)

nice one

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Someone, I can't remember who, said maybe we were interpretting the name wrong, and it was actually a command.
Eep.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:12, Reply)

was it you?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:15, Reply)

No, it wasn't
It was too witty for me
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:18, Reply)

it was Zozimus
I don't know who that is though

edit: just browsing sickipedia and this joke tickled me somewhat:
I asked a girl, "Are you squeamish?"

She said, "No."

I said, "Then I'm pwobably going to wape you."
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:20, Reply)

A new creature
It'll be up to Roota to work out if he's genuine.


EDIT: ooh I quite like that.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:21, Reply)