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Have you got your zombie apocalypse survival needs sorted? What will you do when zombigeddon hits?
Alt Q: how many times could you punch psychochomp before your hand hurt?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:33, 147 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I have no food or anything like that
but I do have weapons and an escape route planned.

Remember, Zombies are only hurt with blunt weapons
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)
I will be one of the first to be turned into a Zombie.
I think brain dead and wandering aimlessly will suit me.

Alt Q - A zillion times.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)
...
I have no comeback for this.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Hit yourself in the face and get back to me?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:44, Reply)
WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN TO ME?
This is typical of my depressing life, I'm going to have to flounce then come back as a soon to be engaged Canadian woman who's going to be visiting London soon.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Or pick an animal I hate and bang on about that like a spastic.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:47, Reply)
I bet you hate ducklings don't you
cute fluffy bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Who do they think they are, quacky cunts

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:49, Reply)
I want you to like me but I draw the line at stamping on baby ducks.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:51, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFK2Xq2RyiU
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)
I have swords in my bedroom for when the zombies attack
and other weapon like things in the shed. I however have not stockpiled food and fuel. I have also made an apocalypse survival plan with the friends living in the surrounding areas on where we shall meet and what to bring. My only excuse for this is we were drunk.

Alt Q. None, He's not managed to upset me yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:38, Reply)
I'm sorted for zombie apocalypse
wherever it happens
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:40, Reply)
well that's me sorted then
I'm off to Amberl's. I'm sure nothing bad would happen on the journey
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:48, Reply)
absolutely nothing
to be honest, college is gated, all staircases have locked/coded doors, and if you got into the beer cellar since there is a route to the kitchens you'd have food for quite some time. as well as being safe underground, with plenty of makeshift weapons
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)
Go and shelter in the Trafford Centre
food, clothes, shit for barter, it's shit that a Zombie Apocalypse will hardly make it worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:40, Reply)
yeah it's not like a shopping centre will ever be the premise for a zomie attack...

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)
Oh fuck forgot about that.
I don't do zombie films really though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)
I think a good bookshop would help
so you can rebuild civilisation.

If it is prolonged, me and some friends have a plan for where we are all going to go (somewhere in Scotland for some reason). In fiction we actually do this (Mark Chadbourne's The Hounds of Avalon), we get mentioned as being people who coordinate things. "...you mean, fantasy role players shall inherit the Earth?!..."
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:43, Reply)
I'll bring my selection of Classics books
soon all society will know is rude poetry and to hate Cicero
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Off Road 4x4 - Check
Access to gun (farmer next door) - Check
Bat/Blunt weapon - check
Food & Water - check
Cardio - Epic Fail
Common sense - Epic Fail

No I would die in minutes

Alt Q: I wouldn't dirty my knuckles
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:40, Reply)
I'm trying really hard to get on with him recently and I've been doing ok
so I'm going to say "none, I'd give him a huggley-wuggle instead!"

I've now taken aversion to Monty and his miserable ways instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)
Why bother?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:42, Reply)
because I want to be friends with you :)

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:45, Reply)
yeah you gave him an invite to your party and everything

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:44, Reply)
I'm being so nice
I'm growing as a person.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)
yet you left me and Vipros out
it hurt Kitty, it hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:50, Reply)
I'm very sorry.
I haven't created the facebook event which means it doesn't exist yet. You will receive your invite then.

I'm usually reluctant to invite people I don't think will come because the more 'not attending's there are, the sadder it looks.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:57, Reply)
You can hide the not attending in one of the options.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:07, Reply)
only you would have discovered that button
he he
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:09, Reply)
My parties are legendary thank you.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:10, Reply)

r n
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:13, Reply)

p f


Christ I have regressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)
Don't worry about it Monty
I'd kick a kitten so long as somebody laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:09, Reply)
I delete them
if they say not attending they don't get another chance. A day before I delete the maybes as well. THEY HAD THEIR CHANCE TOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)
Wow... you're some laid back relaxed party host aren't you?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)
YOU WILL HAVE FUN
between the hours of 7.30pm and 8.30pm there will be mingling.
between the hours of 8.30pm and 9.30pm there will be charades.
there will be a short interlude between 9.30pm and 9.45pm for snacks
between the hours of 9.45pm and 10.45pm there will be clothed twister.
Between 10.45pm and 11.00pm there will be cleaning up.
11.00pm guests will collect their party bags and leave quietly.

Now who wants to party with me?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)
Do I get to type up the itinerary in Excel?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)
Oh hell yes
we'll make it the best party ever.

Can you do me a quiz in powerpoint as well? With star wipes?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)
too far?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:02, Reply)
I am now EVEN MORE miserable.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)
not possible.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)
By the way
One doesn't 'take aversion to' someone/thing, to my knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)
what do you mean?
should it be have an aversion? Or just be aversed to.

Oh sod it - I HATE YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:15, Reply)
you are averse to [something]

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:18, Reply)
ok, but I'm sure that having an aversion is also acceptable

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:24, Reply)
having one is acceptable
taking one isn't, as far as I know
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:26, Reply)
oh em geeeee
no
i have nothing
what would I need?

alt: I reckon 15 times
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)
Why do you assume I'd stop just because my hand hurt?
I'm made of sterner stuff.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)
she didn't mention stopping
just when the pain would start.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:42, Reply)
In that case my answer is eleventy.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:48, Reply)
I wouldn't use my hand and therefore pain would not impede me.
I would use an umbrella stand.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:42, Reply)
Zombie survival plan:
Flee to old work building - single entry point, multiple floors, keycard entry (as long as the power's still on), on top of Sainsbury's for supplies (accessible via large vents on flat roof, nice), third-floor bridge access to the hospital for medical supplies and the inevitable get-to-the-helipad-on-the-roof finale.

Easy.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:44, Reply)
and when you blow a zombie's head off in Sainsbury's
you can say "taste the difference, motherfucker"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Nice.
I really want to decapitate zombie Jamie Oliver now.

zombie
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:50, Reply)
You killed the zombie Flanders!!
He was a zombie?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:00, Reply)
I love that episode.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)
Just follow the day and reach for your gun

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:51, Reply)
that would be so awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:02, Reply)
I'd probably be able to bore the zombies into retreat.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:49, Reply)
I'd take my cue from Woddy Harrelson in Zombieland
and find out where various famous people lived, travel there, and KILL THEM IN THE HEAD on the premise that they might be a zombie. Can't fucking wait

Alt Q - as I don't believe in hitting a man when he's down, I'd stop after the one punch
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:51, Reply)

rule 33. Enjoy the little things.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)
So I guess you're ignoring the rule about cardio

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)
All I'm saying is if Zombiegeddon happened today
I would still be victim of rule #1 in 6 months probably not. I would quite like a pimped out zombie proofed segway with blades coming off the handles at shoulder height!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)
I really want to watch that film again now
I hope you're not implying my cardio levels are in any way lacking Kitty. If so I shall chase you for about a mile before deciding it's not worth it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)
Woody Harrellson
puts in a brilliant performance in this film as well as Bill Murray. But how sexy is Emma Stone.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:07, Reply)
I'd answer in inches
But then I'd have to go and have a little cry
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)
If my zombie nightmares are anything to go by
i'll be munched before sundown on the first day of the apocalypse (although the last one ended with me on top of a shed roof surrounded by a sea of the undead).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:56, Reply)
I watched Cloverfield last night
so I had scary Cloverfield related dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)
Did it involve attractive but whiney Manhatten scenesters shouting a lot?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)
Or did you just realise it was 2 hours of your life you'll never get back?
Christ, that film is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:11, Reply)
When I saw it in the cinema I enjoyed it
but when I saw it again on TV I realised that all the people are horrible tossrags and I wanted them to get eaten.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:14, Reply)
I loved it
I saw it in the cinema and again last night and I really enjoyed it. What makes it so bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)
The whole 'going back to the centre of the alien's stomping ground' was mildly irritating
but other than that I thought it was really well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)
I had another zombie dream the other night
as usual it was entertaining and not scary
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)
You are Ash from Evil Dead 3
And I Claim My BOOMSTICK!

"Hail to the chief baby"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)
"hail to the king" actually
groovy
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)
about three times a night
and then again with the other hand
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:00, Reply)
You've named it PsychoChomp?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Are you saying that 'swipe boxes her clit like a speedball punch bag thing?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)
That's what I heard,
not saying it's true though, just what I heard.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:25, Reply)
Wow, two people have heard it now then, no smoke without fire, as they say.
Might not be true, might not be her thing, I donno, I don't speedball my body parts, I reckon it might hurt, but maybe that's what she's into? Stranger things are said in truth than fiction.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)
It's always the professionals, in their suits that you've got to look out for gonz.
So I've heard.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)
Wow, so you're saying that it's a thing that professionals do, BeckyBXBKXBKXKBXKBsomething is a profesional too.
Do you think they form a club together and speedbox their clits together?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)
you seem to have heard a lot of stuff
i'm just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)
OH HAI GONZ

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:30, Reply)
HAYYAH !
You didn't reply to this: www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post844423

=(
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)
*glares*
I used to like you gonz
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)
What is it with you and dodgy internet "erotica", eh?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I dunno :( It does actually make me cry a little though
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Oh you silly saussage.
/ac
I don't think of you as the kind of person who'll take a shit in someone's griddle pan.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:35, Reply)
ALt Q: at the moment probably forever
I am so fucking pissed off right now. For a change.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)
I like PsychoChomp
I just ask that he doesn't sniff any seats around me
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)
I could definitely survive
the Zombocalypse.

I don't know if I want to punch Chompy.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:10, Reply)
what about zombiechompy?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)
I'd twat him with a hot frying pan
/Dead Rising
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)
1. What is it with this place and fucking zombies? It's frightfully silly.
2. I would never punch Chompy. He is a fine human being.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)
I'm so shocked you don't want to join in something silly

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)
HEY!!! WHAT ABOUT 'ZOMBIE TWISTER!!!!111!!!
That would be KERRAAAAYZEEE.

Every time someone says 'zombie' you have to drink two shots of some fucking filth and say an Iron Maiden lyric.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Two shots of fucking filth?
Sounds salty.

Oh and you're missing an i
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:38, Reply)
HAHAHAHAH JUST LIKE A ZOMBIE!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)
Careful Monty you'll be using punctuation faces before you know it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)
I shall be very careful, thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:43, Reply)
The Cranberries sang a song about Zombies
I didn't like it much
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)
It was shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:43, Reply)
They sang a song about farting in a public place
I think it was called "Linger"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)
Wiggy made that exact same joke last week
you're both losers.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)
Mummy says i'm cool

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)
I bet she says you're handsome as well

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)
Oh, you've met her?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)
she keeps trying to set me up with you
I told her, shut up and suck my cock bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:03, Reply)
I say!
*drops monacle into glass of Champagne*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:09, Reply)

cool the best she's ever had
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)
Now that's just nasty

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)
That's what she said when I shat on her tits

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)
*cries*

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:59, Reply)
That's what she did when I poked her in the eye

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:03, Reply)
did he make the joke
TO THE DRUMMER FROM 'JAMES', WHO HE KNOWS?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)
I hate James
It reminds me of being in the 6th form and being baffled at the popularity of the big name bands around at the time:

James
Carter USM
The Levellers
Suede
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:58, Reply)
This is a position I have found myself in
ever since I was old enough to worked out what a band was.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:02, Reply)
Shut up and be rude about my mother

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:10, Reply)
I have had to endure Brett Anderson at first hand on several occasions.
He is an even bigger tosser than you might think. Now I know you are probably thinking 'that's simply not possible, Monty' - but it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:03, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/answers?q=monty+in+%22I+don%27t+like+this+shocker%22
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:05, Reply)
I don't like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:06, Reply)
Monty in "I don't like this shocker"
I'm going to build up a full page. Shouldn't take more than 2 threads.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:07, Reply)
If that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)
I really tried to like Suede, just to be part of the gang
but it's like nails down a blackboard to my ears. I even learnt the words to "Animal Nitrate" but it was no good, my brain refused to find any enjoyment in their music.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)
They were entirely without merit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:12, Reply)
Monty in "I don't like this shocker"

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:12, Reply)
I saw the levellers live the other week. Pretty good.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:19, Reply)
They're good blokes.
I wouldn't buy a record off them, mind. Somewhere in my house I have a great tape of theirs from before they were signed: it's way better than any official releases. This is also massively true of Ozric Tentacles.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:24, Reply)
Ozrics would probably agree with you

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:25, Reply)
Their 'Live Ethereal Cereal' tape
made it onto CD a few years ago - it's fucking supreme. They were so much more hard-sounding in the pre-deal years.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:28, Reply)
Ever heard The Ullulators?
Ozrics offshoot - one of the best live shows I've ever seen (LSD played a part though)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:33, Reply)
MONTY IN 'LIKES THIS' SHOCKER

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:33, Reply)
coming from the most name-droppiest person ever
maybe he mentioned it to Brian Molko
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:04, Reply)
At least they're different names.
*moons*

SEE ABOVE: I just dropped another one
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:05, Reply)
*stars*
wait, does that mean flashing one's chocolate starfish?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:06, Reply)
One's 'chocolate Roger', I prefer, if you don't mind.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:06, Reply)
excellent potential meme there

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:07, Reply)
nice one

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:11, Reply)
Someone, I can't remember who, said maybe we were interpretting the name wrong, and it was actually a command.
Eep.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:12, Reply)
was it you?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:15, Reply)
No, it wasn't
It was too witty for me
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:18, Reply)
it was Zozimus
I don't know who that is though

edit: just browsing sickipedia and this joke tickled me somewhat:
I asked a girl, "Are you squeamish?"

She said, "No."

I said, "Then I'm pwobably going to wape you."
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:20, Reply)
A new creature
It'll be up to Roota to work out if he's genuine.


EDIT: ooh I quite like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:21, Reply)
Zombie Apocalypse is already here
www.thespiderawards.com/2007presentation/photoshow/winners/26_portfolio/thumbnails/01-1_hardy-julio_old%20portraits%20of%20old%20people%201.jpg
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)
I would die and spend the rest of my miserable existence hungering for brains
unless I had the foresight to shoot myself in the head in time.

Alt Q: I could do with pulling a Hartigan on some poor yellow bastard right now, and I'm feeling sociopathic so it might as well be PsychoChomp as anyone else. Sorry Chompy; nothing personal.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 18:56, Reply)

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