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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Get rid of the cats, they're just things that stop you from realising how empty and barren your life is
They're really just surrogates for children.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Nah. According to my current gf kids are on the cards for next year so they're not surrogates.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)
best get rid of them then, you don't want your baby dying of toxoplasmosis

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)
Shut up Bert

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)
tenner says the cats try to suffocate the baby.
They know what they're doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)
I have mentioned this to my gf & reckon any sprog of mine will punch the cat to pieces

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)
hold onto that thought whilst you choose which picture should go on the programme
for your infant's FUNERAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)
ha ha. Won't bother with a funeral. Will just chop up the corpse & feed it to the cats.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)

win.
(ThePope, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:37, Reply)
It's a gift that cats have.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

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