Does your current girlfriend like your cats?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:07, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Are you setting this up for some really poor
'pussy' joke?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)

No ya daft sod
I'm just worried that my cat and my boyfriend are going to fall out bigtime.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Do they have opposing views on politics and stuff?
(Have you got a 'gob on')?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:10, Reply)

They have opposing views on biting people's feet
and covering clothes with cat fur.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)

What sides are they both on?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)

The boyfriend is against having his feet savaged
and the cat is pro-transfurring.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I'm sure they'll work it out.
Maybe your boyfriend could take the scrapings from the sink after he has a shave and put them on the cat - for a bit of a laugh, like. He might also want to stand on the cats feet. Again, for a bit of a laugh, like.

I'm sure the cat will understand 100% what your boyfriend is getting at and stop its own annoying behaviour.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I hope he doesn't read this

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)

haha transfurring.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I invented that!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)

the cats supports Everton.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)

he doesn't like football
He likes CBBC and bouncing DVD screensavers.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)

You should probably return him to the care centre, they don't like it if you make off with patients

( Theoban What of it, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

ff ut
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:21, Reply)

off with life-size papier maché sculptures of Tyrannosaurus Rexes around the
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:23, Reply)

I am totally doing this.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)

loves them more than i do.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Oh
Then you have to fight for custody of the chips. like Kramer Versus Kramer.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I will if I have to. Have gaz'd Beckybix. Dependent on what she says I'll possibly get a solicitor involved
sounds ridiculous but my pets are important to me.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:26, Reply)

someone being irrational over cats?
on the internet?!

Oh god I sound like Bert. Sorry.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)