Black bin bag, brick, bridge and river.... I'll let you work out how to do the rest.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yep. Would be great to put my ex in a bin bag & throw her in the river.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Have you tried the WorkShitFish methord of looking after cats?
What you do, right, is pick the cat by the tail, and pelt it at a window with as much strength as you can muster. If the glass doesn't break, pick it up again, and try again. Keep on going until you end up with a big ball of fur,blood,cartalidge and glass.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)

stop encouraging suicide on the internet.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I'm angry but not that upset

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:51, Reply)

I would never suggest that _maybe_ life is better after you're dead.
That nobody really knows what happens, but there is a lot of pain in this world, the pain inflicted by exes, her revenge on the ones you love (your cats). And that if you're gone, that'll be the end of all the pain, and maybe, just maybe, you'll end up in a land of pure bliss, that your wildest dreams would come true. And that you would never know the differance until you try it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:51, Reply)

what did I just say?!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)