I'm having the other half of the coronation chicken from yesterday
EVEN MORE RISKYLICIOUS.

I've drunk loads of coffee and I need a wee, but someone has just been in the toilet and made a horrible smell and I don't want to go in there now.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

deep breath and breathe out slowly whilst you piss.

Problem solved.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I also don't want people thinking it was me

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Use the disabled
it's alright, everybody does it, so what if occasionally you come out to a sobbing mong with shitty trousers?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

there isn't one
I work in a listed building, there's just one loo.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I didn't think mongs used disabled toilets
surely if they're going to have trouble with a regular toilet then a disabled one isn't going to help, they'll just have more room to run around and in all probability slip and bang their giant head.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:40, Reply)