I know it's early for a lunch thread
but I am sick about talking about cats. People who own dogs don't go on and on and on about them this much.

I have pickled onion pom bears to nom on later a ham sandwich and a kitkat chunky. I also haven't had anything to drink today so I may go make some tea, minus the brown sauce
/obscure film reference.

Q: How weird is it that it's already September??? lolz
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:44, 53 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Chances are we're going to Eddie Rockets for burgers and so on
I bet you all wish you were me.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I'm not having lunch, got up too late.
It's fucking awful! A month today, I will be OLD. :(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Oh god you're one of them.
I should have seen it coming but I gave you the benifit of the doubt as you were a b3tan
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)

a Jew?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)

A teenager?
A student?
A lazy shit?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I was going for the "woe I am no morz a teenager sadface nololz"

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Its not the fact I won't be a teenager anymore,
It's that I'm one step closer to being a responsible adult.
And I don't do responsibility.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:01, Reply)

You'll be 20, you don't have to do responsibility
People will be impressed if you manage to get your trousers on in a morning, or open doors without bonking yourself on the head with them. You're barely out of toddlerhood
( Theoban What of it, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Being 22 is shit :-(

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I wouldn't know, I'm only 14

( Theoban What of it, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)

14 eh...?
*panders*

*feels dirty*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:06, Reply)

MUM HE'S DONIG IT AGAIN

( Theoban What of it, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I am your Father, you will do as you are told!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Whatevs gramps
*flicks v's*
( Theoban What of it, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Have them back!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

reported

( Theoban What of it, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)

all of the above?
god it's weird knowing I'm now on the closer side of 19 then 18. I'm still finding being 18 quite surreal.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Did you have a big do for your 18th?
Mine was shite, half the people I was out with either didn't have ID, or weren't 18 yet.

My 21st was far superior, pub golf FTW!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:07, Reply)

nope. I had 8 friends of mine around for a barbeque, and then went out to the clubs, and that was it.
didn't want heaps of people at my house.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Sounds spot on
Don't blame you for the second bit
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Emergency noodles for me - Chicken flavoured.
Yum.

Q: It is rather freaky, I agree.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Chicken Balti soup
and sainsburys own-brand monster munch - best crisp discovery of the decade
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I shall have to try that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)

try what?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:01, Reply)

the chips...

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I just ate a BLT, it was good,
Now I'm eating some pork and apple crisps, they're not so good.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)

are they made of pork and apple?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

No,
apple and pork.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I'm going to buy a sarnie
I quite like the idea of tuna, onion and peppers on white bread today.

Alt: Not that weird really, we've had the required number of August days so moving into September makes sense. It's my birthday this month, I'm going to be really old.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Don't you start

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Sorry. I've really got it about me today.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I worry what "it" is

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

It can be whatever you think it probably is.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

dog aids?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Nope.
I ALWAYS use my Bob Martin branded rubbers.

Safe AND chewy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)

and in a range of delicious meaty flavours

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

You know it!
Give the dog a bone!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:01, Reply)

30?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I'll be closer to 40 than 30 by the end of this month.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)

50?

( Theoban What of it, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Just finished a MASSIVE croissant
filled with vanilla cream stuff. This coupled with the cake that one of my colleagues brought in means I have probably spoiled my lunch.

Obscure film reference: Intermission?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Indeed. All the points for you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Woo!
*does robot*
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I've already eaten my chicken salad baguette
AND my Tyrells Sweet Chilli and Red Pepper crisps. I'm off this afternoon and will brook no delay in getting the hell out of here.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I had noodles for lunch today. they were yum.
also, tomorrow I'm coming home for lunch. Yay!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I'm having the other half of the coronation chicken from yesterday
EVEN MORE RISKYLICIOUS.

I've drunk loads of coffee and I need a wee, but someone has just been in the toilet and made a horrible smell and I don't want to go in there now.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)

deep breath and breathe out slowly whilst you piss.

Problem solved.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I also don't want people thinking it was me

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Use the disabled
it's alright, everybody does it, so what if occasionally you come out to a sobbing mong with shitty trousers?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

there isn't one
I work in a listed building, there's just one loo.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I didn't think mongs used disabled toilets
surely if they're going to have trouble with a regular toilet then a disabled one isn't going to help, they'll just have more room to run around and in all probability slip and bang their giant head.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:40, Reply)

You eat like a fucking child.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:39, Reply)