*unzips in quivering anticipation*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I may wear pigtails to the London bash.
See if I can get a bukkake party started.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)

from the number of replies
you'll be in luck
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)

:D

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I really hope you do this
I love pigtails
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I used to put my own hair in pigtails when it was long enough
then I'd take photos of the back of my head and wank over them
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

that has disturbed me more than you usually manage
I think it's because I believe it is true
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

*winks*
*trigger fingers*
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)

*coquettes*
oh sir!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)

*croquettes*
oh working class meal accompaniment!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)

*croquet*
ooh an excellent summer game
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Croak-eh
/scouse frog
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)

*Crock-Ay!*
Monty saying hello.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)

It is the one game I approve of.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I fucking love croquet
when my family plays we always end up in a massive fight.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Last time I played it
was at a stately home in Devon where my family had gone for my father's 60th. I thrashed everyone and then threw up on the croquet lawn, following a rather extensive lunch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)

good lad
were you dressed in tweed?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I was in a suit,
but sadly the tweed Goldfinger suit was (and even more sadly still is) stuck at the 'ideas stage'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:05, Reply)

that's a crying shame

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:10, Reply)

good job you are all already holding mallets

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)

It's a good game
ideal for playing while drinking champagne
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:03, Reply)

We had an 8-course Michelin-starred meal
My father ad brother-in-law had chosen different wines for every single course. I was fucking stinking pissed.

I remember trying to wash the vomit away with a kettle of hot water - good thinking, I thought, until I went back the next morning to see a small patch of dead grass on an otherwise impeccable croquet lawn. A patch of dead grass with half-digested food all over it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Oh. I thought it was specifically for my benefit.


*feels lonely and dejected*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I'll let you pull them.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)

+yourself off over

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)

*emergency trouser-change*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)