Eh?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:48, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I make no sense :(
Did you say you were busy on Friday?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Yer I am :(

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:54, Reply)

GOD DAMN YOU YOU CAN'T EVEN CHRISTEN MY BATH

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:56, Reply)

You'll have to wait til I come down to London again.
That is, if you can possibly survive with a vom free bath.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I've vomited into my own bath now
I thought you wanted to have sex in my bath instead of vomiting into it?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Sex bath vomit party?
Do you live in Japan?*

*I know you don't.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:04, Reply)

No, I vommed in her bath
as recompense I said she could vom in mine, and I seem to remember her saying she'd prefer to have sex in it instead.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:05, Reply)

You're weird
So are you Applebite.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I thought they were filled with sand?
/very untopical joke.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Oh I only just got that
that's horrible
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:16, Reply)

It's excellent, shut it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I didn't say it wasn't funny

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Yes you did down there V V

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:42, Reply)

...that I thought was ace.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I don't get it.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:24, Reply)

So yeah, totally not funny
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6498019.stm
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:27, Reply)

TOTALLY WAS

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:42, Reply)

It's not funny
but it made me laugh
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Oh yeah,
If you can survive with a cum-free bath.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:05, Reply)

you haven't replied to my pole question
you don't want me there do you ?! *sobs*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

In fairness, look at yourself
why would she want you there?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I'm an inspiration.
Like Rocky Dennis.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Oh shit!
Sorry, i went to my driving lesson and forgot. I'll get right on it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:54, Reply)

The other class isn't even cancelled
you're just blacklisted.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Her mask fell off
and they all found out what she looked like
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:55, Reply)

It comes shortly after this
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post841270
Which I think is a banning offence for most public places.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:58, Reply)

What move is that, kitty?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:00, Reply)

it's a bit complicated to explain
stand with your back to the pole in shoulder mount position. As you lift your legs up, cross your right leg over your left and hook the back of right knee around the left side of the pole, hook your left ankle on to the right side of the pole. You're then effectively in brass monkey pose.

See, SIMPLES!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:06, Reply)

How empowering.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:07, Reply)

you're just jealous because I can benchpress you.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Get over it,
never going to happen.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:15, Reply)

You're right,
even I can't benchpress that much.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Is this part of the new genre of insults you're trying out on me today?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:23, Reply)

No, I'm still trying to be nice to you
but you do like to test my limits.

Have I called you fat a lot today? I didn't mean to, I can only work with what you give me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:35, Reply)

and he's got plenty to give

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Erm,
Yeah, obviously. Simple...
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I can't do it
You have to be able to do shoulder mount to the point where you can get up there and fanny around with your legs whilst holding yourself up with your stomach muscles, but my arse weighs me down.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:15, Reply)

when you've all quite finished!
HMPH
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:06, Reply)