That's why you shoudl never google symptoms
"I have a little tummy ache"
CANCER
"no honestly it's just a small tummy ache like a little pain"
CANCER
"seriously now you think it's cancer? I just felt a little rou..."
CANCER MOTHERFUCKER
( Theoban What of it, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:52, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I had night sweats for a while
according to NHS Direct it was either AIDS, Typhoid or Cancer.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:53, Reply)

In fairness, it was, though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I've been a little sick after eating some mayonnaise
According to the internet it's either stomach cancer or an ulcer

I think it's cos that mayonnaise was really old
( Theoban What of it, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I bet they felt stupid
when it turned out to be all 3
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Your intestinal cancer had AIDS.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:55, Reply)

It's worth doing just for the peace of mind
BUM CANCER
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Just like reading the Daily Mail... CANCER! DIANA! ASYLUM SEEKERS! MORE CANCER! HOUSE PRICES! EVEN MORE CANCER!

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Lies about William Hague

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:56, Reply)

His new bf is well dishy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I agree with the dishy bit
but reckon Hague would be too smart to try and sneak a lover in while the expenses scandal is still ongoing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:23, Reply)

He's a clumsy cockhound
and no mistake
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:30, Reply)