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I am definitely not chief cunt.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:46,
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Field Marshal Cunt?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:50,
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That's better or Atilla The Cunt, Mohammed Cunti?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:54,
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Sorry, 'Chief Shitting Bull'.
Actually that is surely Hanky.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:51,
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I might be a tool
but I don't tell lies.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:57,
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Have his sockpuppet accounts got anyone banned lately?
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:57,
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No bans for ages, that I know of.
More's the fucking pity.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:04,
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Don't worry
he didn't mean leader.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:51,
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But you are the annoying one.
You've taken that mantle from Darth
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:57,
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Recently Darth has made more reference to MASSIVE DRUGS than Montsy
Like, omg, wtf.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:59,
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I like Darth
so I don't mind that. I don't see how I can be that annoying I don't troll and if I'm boring just don't get involved.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:02,
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like am in a sordid, morally-reprehensible relationship with
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:05,
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Speak for yourself, pedicator
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:07,
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'You're only gay if you say yes'.
My brother's friend 'Hawkeye'* taught me that.
*who did 5 years in Strangeways for manslaughter
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:09,
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One day I'm going to sit down and buy you a bottle of XO cognac
(that's the sort you like, isn't it?) and you're going to tell me ALL YOUR STORIES.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:11,
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That is a deal I will honour with gusto.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:12,
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Can I steal a seat?
I'll buy the second bottle
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:13,
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Bring some fucking gin
I've never had cognac. Not sure drinking neat alcohol is entirely my thing.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:14,
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Sorry, it's strictly coggers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:16,
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Arse.
Ah well, it'll be worth it when you tell us about the time you were caught sucking off the head boy by the matron...
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:18,
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She only spread that story because I wouldn't 'play ball'
as our delightful American cousins might say*
*Stephen Fry voice
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:19,
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hehehehehehe
I will besmirch your name, just like I did to Crow.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:22,
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I am unbesmirchable.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:35,
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^ this is not true
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:40,
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Sorry, 'inbesmirchable' then.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:41,
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haha
you'd hope so. But the head-boy story is only the tip of the lies
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:43,
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Being the well-known Aled Jones-type innocent that I am,
no-one would countenance such falsehoods, and thus my goodly name wouldst remain unbesmirched even were the cheekiest little shits in Christendom to pour their foulest slurs 'gainst me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:49,
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ah but sadly
I am not the cheekiest little shit in Christendom, I am an upstanding member of the global community.
LIES MONTY PURE LIES
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:50,
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On that evil note
I'm off to watch some shit TV. So sleep well Monty and dream good dreams
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:52,
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Nacht.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:53,
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I SHALL NOT REST
until the noble house of Boyce is freed from this yoke of ignominy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:53,
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Gin it is
Cognac is lovely but to everyone's taste
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:16,
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It's my party and I'll insistoncognac if I want to.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:18,
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then cognac it is
we shall educate Lampito in it
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:23,
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This will not end well.
Right lovelies, see you all tomorrow. No, don't wait up. Yes, I'll call. Promise. No you hang up. No you hang up! No yo-
Oh.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:25,
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Tickets are available in all good record stores NOW
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:16,
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excellent
I'm holding you both to that
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:17,
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I think it would be better as a Louis Theroux sort of documentry
With him following you around, and you trying hard not to punch him.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:20,
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I'm thinking a more 'fireside recollections' kind of 'vibe'.
Soft focus avuncular reminiscences about 'that time 'Bod ' went to the poll tax riots and purloined a policeman's helmet, only to trade it for a can of 'Special Brew'* on the way back to Winchester', that kind of stuff.
*my father used to deliberately get names of things wrong to disparage them and it was hugely effective. 'You and your 'specialist beers'', he once said to my brother.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:25,
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so Fireside Chats then?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:26,
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You could have discrete nazi memorabilia on the wall and keep refering to cousin Otto
G'night all.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:29,
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Gakanory?
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:31,
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*commissions*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:36,
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with that in mind
I was at my friends house earlier where he was telling us how his ex liked to do switch roles and partake in some strap on action. Quite a revelation.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:08,
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He's grown on me too.
But when he started a while ago, he was very similar to you. dead keen posting a lot, often with little point, that sort of thing. Today you have the mantle, soon it will be someone else.
All part of the fun.
Edit: I forgot the similarity in neogayism as you illustrate above.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:07,
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I MUST CONFORM - bollocks to it I'm not going to jump through hoops on a chat room.
edit - that wasn't meant to be so Kevin the teenager-esque.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:09,
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I didn't say conform, but the similarities were remarkable.
Be yourself.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:12,
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B pe
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:12,
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ROFL
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:14,
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Cheers Trisha
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:13,
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I want my own show on channel 5
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:15,
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If they will broadcast Vanilla Ice tossing off a turkey you have a shot.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:26,
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Hope for me at last.
Cheerio Bobby, see you in the morning. I'm climbing the steps to Bedfordshire.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:31,
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night.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:32,
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Me too.
Like an unwanted genital fungus.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:11,
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the cock that time forgot?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:12,
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Sorry
I'm now chuckling at the the thought of a
wanted genital fungus.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:14,
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I feel on fire tonight
/burning, crumbling to pieces, and smelling of roasted meat
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:18,
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*taps nose*
Live yoghurt.
*says no more*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:20,
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Don't tap it Monty, it might fall off.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:23,
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*gives shifty nod*
Titanium, innit?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:37,
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You want to ignore it
but you gotta scratch it.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:13,
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Man-spore
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:13,
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