the Guinness version was fantastic

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:38, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I didn't manage to get any :-(
Happy Candle Day!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)

you might still be able to get it on eBay
think I might have a wank to celebrate candle day
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Stick a candle up your arse whilst you're doing it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Oh it's my candle day - didn't realise. That beats your birthday Cocksnot. (happy birthday btw)

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)

HAPPY CANDLEMAS YOU FUCKING WANKER.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)

THANK YOU, YOU CUNT

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Happy Candle Day

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)

cheers

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)

like a guinness shit in a jar.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I'm curious how you know such things...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)

It's the apex of her pole routine.
She spins round upside down then curls one out into a Marmite jar.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Before smearing it all over the nearest bloke?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)

No
Then she fills up a pyramid of cocktail glasses with a stream of Guinness diarrhoea - it's really quite something.

Tends to only get booked once though, which is a shame. Apart from in Germany, for some reason.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

as it's an all girls pole class
the poor barman got it right in the face.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)