Things that have made my morning AWESOME
Seeing a new 60 plate car, yeah I'm sad whatever I spend so much time in my car I have to amuse myself somehow and now I have suede seats wanking means I stick.

Hearing my college on the phone say "my husband broke my back door so I had to get a man out to fix it"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:38, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Suede seats?
O_o

Someone I know has a fear of velvet, and won't touch it. I have a similar thing about suede. How can you stand to sit on it?!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Because I don't drive naked?
It's only half suede half leather. It's probably not classed as suede I dunno it's fancy though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)

It does sound snazzy
but I hate touching it, it's something to do with fingernails and rubbing things the wrong way.

Are you feeling any better today?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)

It's too early to tell
and I've manged to avoid talking to my boss so far
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)

it's alcantara

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:03, Reply)

isn't that near Marbella?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Only you would know what it's called

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:13, Reply)

'How can you stand to sit on it'?
That's the magic of seats, Lampers: no standing required.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear.
I congratulate you, my dear.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Wiggy hates velvet and so does one of my mates
she said it feels like spiders. He says it makes his skin crawl. I love it, it's what being a mole must feel like.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

cotton wool is the worst

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I hate squeezing it between my fingers so it makes that squeaky sound
I also hate rubbing my fingers together when they've got washing up liquid on them. Just typing this is making me do that shiver thing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Wiggy is spot on here and also velour (not sure on spelling)
touching that is my finger nails on chalk boards equivalent. It's even worse when you see armies of chav women marching towards you with their horde of pastel velour cladded mutant offspring.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:08, Reply)

College?
It's a good job you didn't mean colleague or you'd look a fool now.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

she'd ook a fool?
are you an orangutan?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

don't be horrible
he'll go ape shit at you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:19, Reply)

sadface
I do love my phone but every so often the keyboard decides to take a quick nap.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:32, Reply)